Jessica Simpson showed up at the party at Social on Wednesday in what X17 Online calls an "outfit that makes the absolute least of her assets."
On her way into the club, Jessica was asked what she got for Christmas. The ex Mrs. Lachey said that she got lots of stuff but wasn't going to say.

The one gif that was revealed by a member of her entourage was cooking classes, even though Jessica claims here that she's already good at it and that's why she got it. But if this is what she got from Jessica Pastor, X17 opines, it might be time to call up Rachel Zoe.

In other news, Jessica Simpson reportedly gets intimate with her dates over the telephone, in a bid to protect her boyfriends from busy-body photogs.

Jessica Simpson was divorced from husband of four years Nick Lachey in June (06) after months of speculation surrounding the state of their relationship.

And the Dukes Of Hazzard beauty has learning from past mistakes by keeping her new love interests behind closed doors.

She says, "Men must realize if they want to date me they have to do everything over the phone!"