WILL somebody please tell this girl she ain't black? Paris Hilton invoked the hated N-word in a video that shows the airhead hitting the dance floor with sister Nicky and boldly declaring, "We're like two n - - - - - s." As the blond bimbos boogied down to Notorious B.I.G.'s "Hypnotize," the racial epithet wasn't the only slur to spew out of Paris' mouth for the cameras. She also screamed "faggot" several times at an- other dancer, in the clip that turned up on ParisExposed.com. The video was one of several the hotel hottie left in an L.A. storage facility with thousands of other personal items, including records of a miscarriage and a prescription for genital herpes. When she neglected to pay the rent on her locker, her stuff was bought by Nabil and Nabila Harniss for $2,775 at auction. The couple offered to sell Hilton back her own stuff, but wanted more than $2 million. The Harnisses are charging $39.97 a month for access to their Web site. Another video shows Paris in and out of a bubble bath. "I'm not going to make any attempt to spin this. It happened. I'm not going to deny it happened," Hilton's hard-working publicist, Elliot Mintz, told Page Six. "Each of us has used words we have regretted later. This was six years ago. She was 20 at the time. It was New Year's Eve. She had been obviously drinking. She sincerely regrets using those words. She is not a racist or an anti-Semite." Paris' pal Brandon Davis sold a story to the National Enquirer two years ago, after he had a falling out with the heiress, that she used the N-word all the time. The video, shot in what looks like someone's house, shows a fire blazing in the hearth by the dance floor. The sisters are dancing rather clumsily with Nicky's one-time husband, Todd Meister, and a man who looks like Paris' ex-boyfriend, male model Jason Shaw. Hilton and her friend Joe Francis, the "Girls Gone Wild" producer who appears in some of Paris' home videos, have sued to shut down the ParisExposed.com Web site on grounds that it violates their privacy. But after a brief closure this week, the site was up and running yesterday.