MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.
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MrsERod™®
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The "Ultimate" Survivor Series !!!!
Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 4 kids each
for six weeks.
Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or dance classes.
There is no fast food.
Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house clean,
correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay
a list of "pretend" bills with not enough money.
Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist
appointment, and an appointment for a haircut.
There is only one TV between them and there is NO REMOTE!
The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, which they will apply
themselves either while driving or making four lunches.
They must adorn themselves with jewelry, wear uncomfortable, but stylish
shoes, keep their nails neatly polished and eyebrows groomed.
During one of the six weeks they will have to endure severe stomach cramps,
back aches and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once
complain or slow down from other duties.
He will need to read 2 stories with the children each night, bathe them,
dress them, brush their teeth ! and comb their hair each morning by 7:00.
A test will be given at the end of the six weeks and each father will be
required to know all of the following information without even thinking:
1) Each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size
and doctor's name. Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of
birth and length of labor.
2) Each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack,
favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what
they want to be when they grow up.
They must clean up after their sick children at 3:00 am and then spend the
remainder of the day tending to that child and waiting on them hand and
foot until they are better.
The kids vote them off the island based on performance.
The last man wins only if.... he still has enough energy to be intimate
with his spouse at a moment's notice.
If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again
for the next 18-25 years... eventually earning the right to be called
Mother!!
Message edited 5/19/2005 11:27:18 PM.
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