Funky fuggers decide to switch my flight to a layover without informing me.

THANK GOD I called to confirm my flight info.

Thank you for the inconvinience. I could have left out of Newark airport (20 min from my house). Because of your screw up, I now have to drive an hour away to JFK.

Let me add:
I booked this flight in March specifically because I wanted a nonstop early flight.