You might be a teacher... recd this e-mail

Subject: You might be a
teacher........................................
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>
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> You can hear 25 voices behind you and know exactly which
> one belongs to the child out of line.
>
> You get a secret thrill out of laminating something.
>
> You walk into a store and hear the words "It's Ms/Mr.
> _________" and know you have been spotted.
>
> You have 25 people that accidentally call you mom/dad at
> one time or another.
>
> You can eat a multi-course meal in under twenty-five minutes.
>
> You've trained yourself to go to the bathroom at two
> distinct times of the day: lunch and conference period
>
> You start saving other people's trash, because most
> likely, you can use that toilet paper tube or plastic
> butter tub for something in the classroom.
>
> You believe the teachers' lounge should be equipped with
> a margarita machine.
>
> You want to slap the next person who says "Must be nice
> to work 7:15 to 3:15 and have summers off".
>
> You believe chocolate is a food group.
>
> You can tell if it's a full moon without ever looking outside.
>
> You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if
> anyone says "Boy, the kids sure are mellow today."
>
> You feel the urge to talk to strange children and
> correct their behavior when you are out in public.
>
> You believe in aerial spraying of Ritalin.
>
> You think caffeine should be available in intravenous form.
>
> You spend more money on school stuff than you do on
> your own children.
>
> You can't pass the school supply aisle without getting
> at least one thing!
>
> You ask your friends if the left hand turn he just made
> was a "good choice or a bad choice."
>
> You find true beauty in a can full of perfectly
> sharpened pencils
>
> You are secretly addicted to hand sanitizer.
>
> You understand instantaneously why a child behaves a
> certain way after meeting his or her parents.
>
> You believe "shallow gene pool" should have its own box in the report
card.
>
> You have no life between August and June.
>
> When you mention "vegetables" ! you're n ot talking about a food
group.
>
> You think people should be required to get a government permit
> before being allowed to reproduce.
>
> You wonder how some parents ever figured out how to reproduce.
>
> You've ever had your profession slammed by someone who would
> "never dream" of doing your job.
>
> You know you are in for a major project when a parent says,
> "I have a great idea I'd like to discuss. I think it would be such
fun."
>
> You want to choke a person when he or she says, "Oh, you must
> have such fun every day. This must be like playtime for you."
>
> Your boss tells you of a great new policy she's adopted called "Zero

> Tolerance."
>
> You believe the playground should be equipped with a Ritalin salt
lick.
>
> It is difficult to name your own child because there's no name you
> can come up with that doesn't bring high blood pressure as it is
uttered.
>
> You laugh uncontrollably when people refer to the staff room as the
> "lounge."
>
> You encourage n obnoxious parent to check into charter schools
> or home schooling and are willing to donate the UHAUL boxes
> should they decide to move out of district.

Re: You might be a teacher... recd this e-mail

I got this the other day - I thought it was so funny and true!! It's one of the rare emails I actually saved!

Re: You might be a teacher... recd this e-mail

Re: You might be a teacher... recd this e-mail

Posted by KelR

Posted by kdelace

Subject: You might be a
teacher........................................

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> You get a secret thrill out of laminating something.

Is that so wrong??!!!

Re: You might be a teacher... recd this e-mail

Re: You might be a teacher... recd this e-mail

Posted by wowcoulditbe

Posted by KelR

Posted by kdelace

Subject: You might be a
teacher........................................

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> You get a secret thrill out of laminating something.

Is that so wrong??!!!

i don't think so at all...lol....or getting a sceret thrill out of using diecut machines....