for those who may need a smile! and anyone else who wants to read!

You can't read this and stay in a bad mood!


1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
answer: Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
answer: Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
answer: They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
answer: You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
answer: Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
answer: Polaroid's

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
answer: A Stick

8.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
answer: Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
answer: Quattro Sinko..

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
answer: Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
answer: Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
answer: A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
answer: Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
answer: Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
answer: Because They Have Big Fingers.

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
answer: Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
answer: Sanka.

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
answer: The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
answer: Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
answer: A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
answer: Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile

Re: for those who may need a smile! and anyone else who wants to read!

I don't know why, but this is the one that made me laugh:

What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
answer: A Stick

Thanks!!

Re: for those who may need a smile! and anyone else who wants to read!

your very welcome!

Re: for those who may need a smile! and anyone else who wants to read!

sorry double post

Message edited 5/23/2005 9:00:10 PM.

Re: for those who may need a smile! and anyone else who wants to read!

This is my favorite one:

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
answer: You Boil The Hell Out Of It.