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Boobobunny
Live in the Present
Member since 5/05 3572 total posts
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Dannielle
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New Lexus
A woman bought a new Lexus LS430, and returned the next day, complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. Watch this! he said..Nelson! The radio replied, Ricky or Willie?
Willie! He continued....and On The Road Again came from the speakers.
The woman drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd say, Beethoven she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she
said, Beatles! She'd get one of their awesome songs.
One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but she swerved in time to avoid them. A$$HOLES! She yelled.....
The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and Bill Clinton on sax.
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DebG
Pick a cause & stand up for it
Member since 5/05 18602 total posts
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The cure IS worse!
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Re: New Lexus
Be prepared for the democratic backlash!
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| Posted 6/2/05 8:42 AM |
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Boobobunny
Live in the Present
Member since 5/05 3572 total posts
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Dannielle
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Re: New Lexus
Posted by DebG
Be prepared for the democratic backlash!
maybe I should put in a disclaimer...but really just a joke...not necessarily my view points
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| Posted 6/2/05 8:44 AM |
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neenie
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Re: New Lexus
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| Posted 6/2/05 9:19 AM |
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Tany
Becoming a different woman
Member since 5/05 24460 total posts
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Tania
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Re: New Lexus
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| Posted 6/2/05 9:19 AM |
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nov04libride
big brother <3
Member since 5/05 14672 total posts
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Me
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Re: New Lexus
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| Posted 6/2/05 9:20 AM |
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Kate
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Member since 5/05 7557 total posts
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Kate
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Re: New Lexus
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| Posted 6/2/05 10:14 AM |
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