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yelley
Fortunate
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Danielle
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Remember the story about the 12 year old father in the UK?
Turns out, he's not that father.
Story from dlisted.com
Little Alfie Patten, the 12-year-old with a face like a fetus, made all the headlines over the UK after it was reported that his infant sperm made a baby! 15-year-old Chantelle Stedman told Alfie that she was knocked up with their baby after he drove his car into her garage for the first time.
Chantelle said she was a virgin. Chantelle was lying. Chantelle was serving that vagina all around town like she was a Hilton. Chantelle is a ****. A **** with a baby. A 15-year-old **** with a baby. This is the part where we silently weep in the corner.
When the story hit, a mob of boys came forward saying they too tapped that **** without a condom. This made Alfie's daddy demand a DNA test. This also made Jesus cry a river which temporarily flooded Britain. Luckily, Alfie managed to get in a paddle boat and he made his way to the DNA testing center. He was tested and there wasn't a match. Alfie is NOT the father. And if you didn't read that in a Maury Povich voice, then you need to watch more TV.
The rumor is that when Chantelle's daddy found out she was knocked up. He decided that they should say Alfie is the father, because the boy looks like he's a toddler who doesn't even have fur on his privates yet. Chantelle's daddy knew this would cause a media **** storm and they would be able to cash in. Um. We're going to need a second DNA test on Chantelle's daddy, because I'm 99.99999% sure that he's related to Papa Joe Simpson.
The Mirror says Alfie is devastated about the news. Aw, the poor lil' baby waby waby. I hope his parents stick a warm bottle in his mouth, hand him a teddy bear and softly tell him that one day the stork will bring him a baby friend of his very own. After that, they should stick a cork in his peen hole so this never happens again!
And the line for DNA testing to determine Chantelle's real baby daddy starts at noon. Bring a sleeping bag and a granola bar.
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Finally1108
My two boys
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Angela
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Re: Remember the story about the 12 year old father in the UK?
OMG.... i was just reading that and I sent it to DH... we talked about it when the story first broke and how crazy it was.
I feel bad for the kid Alfie....he really did love that baby.....regardless of what the situtaion was and how he himslef was still a child.
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| Posted 3/26/09 12:35 PM |
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BunnyWife
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Re: Remember the story about the 12 year old father in the UK?
You would have to be deaf, dumb and unable to smell to not have called that one!
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| Posted 3/26/09 12:35 PM |
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Lizzie217
LIF Adolescent
Member since 1/09 611 total posts
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elizabeth
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Re: Remember the story about the 12 year old father in the UK?
The insanity  
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| Posted 3/26/09 12:35 PM |
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kimbalina
Bring on the glitter and bows!
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Kim
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Re: Remember the story about the 12 year old father in the UK?
GROSSS!!!! awful!!! 
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| Posted 3/26/09 12:39 PM |
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RisiLeigh
LIF Infant
Member since 11/08 124 total posts
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Marisa
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Re: Remember the story about the 12 year old father in the UK?
OMG!!! I do feel bad though b/c he loved that baby as if it were his own!!
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| Posted 3/26/09 12:39 PM |
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Nik211
my little monkey<3
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Nik
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Re: Remember the story about the 12 year old father in the UK?
OMG  
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| Posted 3/26/09 12:44 PM |
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Kristi71208
LIF Infant
Member since 5/08 81 total posts
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Kristi
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Re: Remember the story about the 12 year old father in the UK?
i kinda feel bad for the kid ya know. he stepped up to the plate and was more mature then guys twice his age. poor kid.
and the girl is whoretastic
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| Posted 3/26/09 12:49 PM |
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GioiaMia
Let's Go Rangers!
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Re: Remember the story about the 12 year old father in the UK?
That girl needs to get sewn up ASAP - absolutely disgusting!
And I cant believe I feel bad for Alfie! but at least he can live a normal life now!
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| Posted 3/26/09 1:11 PM |
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Kristi71208
LIF Infant
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Kristi
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Re: Remember the story about the 12 year old father in the UK?
Alfie better get his little tushy down to the clinic to get tested to make sure he doesn't have anymore battle scars from this flooooooooosey
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| Posted 3/26/09 1:14 PM |
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MrsPJB2007
MBA at your service!
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MJ
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Re: Remember the story about the 12 year old father in the UK?
from the moment the story came out i didn't believe that kid was the father.
he just seems like he's not quite all there maturity wise.
i only wish maury was there to say "you are NOT the father"
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| Posted 3/26/09 1:15 PM |
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MrsFab
this is bliss.......
Member since 10/08 1234 total posts
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Mb
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Re: Remember the story about the 12 year old father in the UK?
thats sad- even sadder that they would call the girl a whoore- she's a kid!
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| Posted 3/26/09 1:21 PM |
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Kristi71208
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Kristi
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Re: Remember the story about the 12 year old father in the UK?
Posted by MrsFab
thats sad- even sadder that they would call the girl a whoore- she's a kid!
no no that girl is quite the little whooore, she sounds like she was selling a little more then girl scout cookies.
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| Posted 3/26/09 1:28 PM |
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RocPin
Life's Beachy <3
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Heather
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Re: Remember the story about the 12 year old father in the UK?
I have no words for this story. its just crazy.
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| Posted 3/26/09 1:33 PM |
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MrsFab
this is bliss.......
Member since 10/08 1234 total posts
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Mb
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Re: Remember the story about the 12 year old father in the UK?
Posted by Kristi71208
Posted by MrsFab
thats sad- even sadder that they would call the girl a whoore- she's a kid!
no no that girl is quite the little whooore, she sounds like she was selling a little more then girl scout cookies.
no she's a kid- maybe the parents should have been involved- shouldnt they have known what their daughter was up to- i mean really the original article said that they let her have sleepovers with boys!
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| Posted 3/26/09 1:33 PM |
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Kristi71208
LIF Infant
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Kristi
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Re: Remember the story about the 12 year old father in the UK?
Posted by MrsFab
Posted by Kristi71208
Posted by MrsFab
thats sad- even sadder that they would call the girl a whoore- she's a kid!
no no that girl is quite the little whooore, she sounds like she was selling a little more then girl scout cookies.
no she's a kid- maybe the parents should have been involved- shouldnt they have known what their daughter was up to- i mean really the original article said that they let her have sleepovers with boys!
oh they are definitely at blame here, but she's the one who spread her legs to her whole town, her parents didn't hold them open. so in my eyes the girl is complete in control of her own actions. i'm sorry but 15 yr olds now are WAY different then 15 yr olds when I was 15, they are becoming less and less on the "kid" side and way more on the adult side.
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| Posted 3/26/09 1:38 PM |
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mommy2B3
2 boys 2 girls!!!!
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Re: Remember the story about the 12 year old father in the UK?
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That girl needs to get sewn up ASAP - absolutely disgusting!
And I cant believe I feel bad for Alfie! but at least he can live a normal life now!
ITA!! the little girl should be ashamed of herself, just cause shes a kid doesn't mean she can't be a whoore, cause apparently she is .. and the parents should be ashamed of themselves, how do you not know that your little girl is giving it up to all the boys in town!
I feel bad for the little boy too, and I just HOPE he doesn't have sex again because he now wants a baby!
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| Posted 3/26/09 1:40 PM |
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kristin597
Mama!
Member since 8/08 1688 total posts
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Re: Remember the story about the 12 year old father in the UK?
This is such a sad stroy. These kids, because thats what they are - KIDS, have absolutely no business having children. THe sad fact is that there is a baby in the middle of all this insanity.
Also, if what the article says is true, that father should be ashamed of himself for telling his daughter to name Alfie as the father to get press coverage
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| Posted 3/26/09 1:50 PM |
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apples99
love my sunshine..
Member since 11/08 1535 total posts
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Re: Remember the story about the 12 year old father in the UK?
omggg.. this is just nutsss!!
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| Posted 3/26/09 1:58 PM |
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