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Lisa
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Funny!!

Something funny is saw on here. when I was reading "Reasons some women choose to be childfree PART 2" posted by suchislife...i noticed the following "related topics"

"Top Ten reasons men choose guns over woman"

"What are the reasons why some woman solely pump"



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I wonder how they relate to the topic at hand??

Posted 1/12/10 4:12 PM
 

Christine
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Re: Funny!!

Very funny...now I have to go check why men prefer guns to women. Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 1/12/10 4:24 PM
 

Christine
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Re: Funny!!

The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman.....
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!



Posted 1/12/10 4:25 PM
 

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Re: Funny!!

Posted by Christine

The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman.....
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!






Hhhmmm...I think *I* need a gun! Chat Icon

Posted 1/12/10 4:39 PM
 
 

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