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101 Things Not Affected By Kim Kardashian’s Divorce
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cateyemm
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101 Things Not Affected By Kim Kardashian’s Divorce
Things That Will Not Be Affected By Kim Kardashian's Divorce
1. Air ticket prices
2. The Euro
3. Katy Perry's boobs*
4. The global AIDS epidemic
5. Your menstrual cycle, unless you live near Kim and you two sync up, but that would have nothing to do with her getting a divorce
6. The fact that during the winter your legs itch a lot
7. Libya's new government
8. Acne/chacne/bacne
9. Lentils, cost of
10. The cast of The View, much to Kris Jenner's chagrin
11. Medical marijuana
12. Adele's throat
13. The non expensive tiara-based economy
14. Rape cops
15. Your health insurance
16. The heretofore unknown results of the Justin Bieber paternity test
17. The result of Nicaragua's election
18. MF Global's implosion
19. Herman Cain's election strategy
20. Global warming
21. Truman Capote's B&W parties
22. The obesity crisis
23. Dress sizes
24. Chris Brown
25. Michele Bachmann's stance on homosexuality
26. Baby Sarkozy
27. The murder rate in Phuket
28. Terrible battery life on new Blackberry phones
29. Ben Bernanke's Santa beard
30. The speed at which Julian Assange is extradited
31. Popularity of eye patches among pirates
32. The fact that you own several books that you'll probably never read
33. Macaroni and/or cheese
34. Suck level of the Chicago Cubs
35. Jorts, jokes about people at the University of Florida wearing them
36. Lindsay Lohan's jail sentence
37. The date of troop withdrawal from Iraq
38. Your uncle's battle with flatulence
39. The Casey Anthony verdict
40. The ending of Twin Peaks
41. Syria's standing in the Arab League
42. The size of the boat/ the motion in the ocean
43. Orbits of planets, suns
44. The divorce of Thurston Moore and Kim Gordon
45. The height of Everest
46. Your waiter's insistence that he is actually a musician
47. Price of tea in China
48. Train schedules in Prague
49. Cats' desire to murder everything in the world
50. Steve Jobs
51. Ice cream and the deliciousness thereof
52. The impending zombie apocalypse
53. The Catechism
54. Simon Cowell's hedgehog hair
55. Your parents' lovemaking soundtrack
56. Placement of any continents
57. Cher
58. Global citrus harvests
59. The OJ verdict
60. Knitting, rules thereof
61. Jessica Simpson's baby — specifically, its sex, and the fact that it will have a terrible name
62. The NBA lockout
63. The drug trade
64. Vladimir Putin (although nothing, not even bears, affects him)
65. Flood damage in Thailand
66. The percentage of wealth controlled by the top 1% of earners
67. Conan O'Brien's hair
68. Your fertility
69. Amy Winehouse's autopsy results
70. Math aptitude among Louisiana 8th graders
71. Marshmallow ratio in Lucky Charms
72. Breast cancer survival rates
73. Winner of the next Super Bowl
74. Gravity
75. The Muppets
76. Riots in Greece
77. Bono's self-image
78. MySpace
79. Amount women are paid vs men for the same work
80. The date of the New Hampshire primary
81. Whether Punxsutawney Phil will see his shadow
82. The cast of Twilight: Breaking Dawn
83. Haliburton
84. The length of Rahm Emanuel's partly missing finger
85. Clarence Thomas's silent streak
86. The fact that "love" and "drug" do not rhyme
87. The speed of light
88. TV reception in the Rockies
89. Mississippi's Initiative 26
90. Pronunciation of the word "creek"
91. The periodic table
92. Chinese censorship of social media sites
93. Your age
94. The last three seasons of LOST
95. NewsCorp's legal woes
96 that smell
97. The way you wear your hat
98. The Heimlich maneuver
99. The BCS
100. Pork belly futures
101. The fact that correlation and causation are absolutely not the same
*Reports state that while Katy Perry's boobs are sad about the Krim Karumphriesian divorce, they will continue to shoot Reddi Whip as scheduled.
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Message edited 11/3/2011 4:17:46 PM.
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cateyemm
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Re: 101 Things Not Affected By Kim Kardashian’s Divorce
My faves:
13. The non expensive tiara-based economy
49. Cats' desire to murder everything in the world
61. Jessica Simpson's baby — specifically, its sex, and the fact that it will have a terrible name
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| Posted 11/3/11 4:17 PM |
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neener1211
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Re: 101 Things Not Affected By Kim Kardashian’s Divorce
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| Posted 11/3/11 4:18 PM |
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MockingJay
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Re: 101 Things Not Affected By Kim Kardashian’s Divorce
Someone really put alot of thought into this
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| Posted 11/3/11 4:19 PM |
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MrsSx2
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Re: 101 Things Not Affected By Kim Kardashian’s Divorce
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