When you were PG - what was the most

What was the most crazy hormonal thing you did while pregnant? I'm looking for things like "burst into tears in the middle of the store because you couldn't find your favorite flavor ice cream" or told your DH to go you-know-what himself because you didn't like his new pet name for you or something like that! Come on, I know we all have at least one story and I ain't telling mine until I hear some good ones cause mine is pretty bad!

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umm...I picked the SAME fight with DH on a monthly basis (clothes thrown on the floor, lack of help)

I burst out crying one nigh while reheating sauce because it burnt on the bottom because the dogs were going in and out of the house to go potty and the one dog needs to be watched....so I could not watch the sauce and the dogs....

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bursting into tears because I couldnt find a sock match

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I sent my DH to Carvel to get me a shake and he came with a sundae, so I sent him back to Carvel.

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These are great!

Okay so here's mine...

When I was about 9 months pregnant DH decides to hire a real estate agent (don't even get me started on why). Well, she happened to be rather attractive and very very very thin (and a mother of 3, mind you). Now, nothing pisses off a 9-month-preggo more than a skinny person.

So....in a very hormonal outburst, I made DH fire her. And my reasoning was that "her skinniness OFFENDED me!"

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These are so funny.

I broke down in hysterics when my car wouldn't start and I had to cancel my hair appt. I called my DH sobbing uncontrollably, and I mean uncontrollably.

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While driving home from work, I was craving Famous Amos Chocolate Chip cookies (which were sitting on the counter). When I got home they were gone and the milk was gone too! I called DH on the phone screaming...WHY DID YOU EAT ALL THE COOKIES!! I called him every name in the book...I also told him that he better not come home unless he had milk and cookies with him. My friend rescued me by coming over with replacement cookies and milk.

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I burst into tears when I spilt soup on the floor - crying about the money just wasted. DH didn't know what to do first. I was a mqaniac.

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Well I have 2 of those hormonal stories.

The first one I was craving pizza and I didn't want ellios or pizza hut or dominos I wanted rel pizza from a pizza parlor well it was almost 11pm on a weeknite and most of the places were closed I made FH drive around for quite sometime just to find a place open to get me some pizza.



The next was one nite we were watching TV and I was hungry and not knowing what I wanted I would take a bite of this a sip of that well after about a 1/2 hour I burst into tears FH was like whats the matter I said I am going to make myself sick cuz I am eating and drinking everything under the sun. HE asked me what I wanted and I just looked at him and was soo annoyed that he asked me that and yelled at him nothing I want nothing jsut leave me alone. I went into the bedroom he came in and said he was going to run out for a minute and asked if I wanted anything I burst into tears again and said I want a baked potatoe from Wendy's and a cheeseburger too.

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I'm sorry, some of these are the funniest things I have ever read!
I am really laughing with you all, certainly not at you! I am hoping everyone can keep contributing to this so when it is my turn to write here, you will all laugh with me too
BTW - I can totally see myself doing half this stuff to my poor, sweet DH! He really won't know what hits him, huh?

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My boss accused me of forgetting to tell him something BECAUSE I WAS PREGNANT. I didn't forget the person never told me to tell him & was just covering her ***. I said "I DID NOT FORGET" He said "Look she said you did. YOu're pregnant, you forget things..." I started to get that edge to my voice and said very slowly "I DID NOT FORGET." and as I said it tears started coming down my face. And then I ended it with "And I have no idea why I'm crying....but I DID NOT FORGET!" Later I told him if he questioned me again I was going to stab him with my letter opener.


Stupidest hormonal thing was telling my husband that I wasn't leaving my office on 9/11 because I had a bathroom here.

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My last pregnancy was super easy, and I don't remember any really bad moments, but this time around is a totally different story.

I was sick all of November and December. It started as strep throat and an ear infection and developed into bronchitis. I FINALLY started feeling better this month and woke up this morning really sick again. Fever, vomiting, the whole nine yards. I called DH at work to tell him that if he could come home early it would be good, and he said he'd try and that he'd take care of Sarah all weekend so I can rest. I burst into tears telling him how useless I am since it's supposed to be my job to take care of her, that's why I didn't go back to work. He works on a trading desk, so everyone can hear what he's saying, plus his phone lines are recorded. I feel like such a loser. I'm sure his office thinks I'm a psycho. I think I'm just sick and tired of being sick and tired.

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I cried hysterically and was up all night because someone took my parking spot at the mall. As I was backing up she pulled in.

I also cried everytime dh husband said he was going somewhere without me.

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About 6 days before I had my daughter, Hurricane Katrina struck LA. I was horrified and cried so hard watching the tv. The news made it out to be bloodshed down there... I was soo hormonal it was ridiculous....

Finally I couldn't take it anymore and one day my husband came home from work and found me on our floor in our bedroom dramatically sobbing as I made a pile full of his and my nice clothes and was like "we are giving all this to charity". He was like "not my burberry tie, your not"...."not my new coat, your not", not my "suit for work, your not!!!!".... we got into the biggest fight.... Finally I was like, well if you won't give away your clothing to the survivors then we will write a check to the American Red Cross... He was like "fine, $100" and I was like "The children! The children! It's not good enough! I was thinking more like $1,000". He started freaking out... and I told him I was going to leave him because I couldn't be with someone who was "unkind to his fellow man"..I actually started packing my bags!!!... He looked at me like I had seven heads!!! OMG, I was a nut!!!! I seriously would have given away the house!!! LOL!!!!

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LOL...I thought my sister had the hots for my DH (boyfriend at the time) and i thought he liked her too. He was walking down the block and i seriously concidered running him over! I came REALLY close to it! i think that was my worst moment.