TheInfamousOTG
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4 Types of marriage
4 Types of marriage
Marriage (Part I)
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and
after the wedding,he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I
don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.
I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want
with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that
there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're
here or not."
DARN SHE'S GOOD!
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Marriage (Part II)
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of
their 40th wedding anniversary!
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a
headstone that reads, "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.'
"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, "Here Lies My Husband--Stiff At Last.'"
HE ASKED FOR IT!
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Marriage (Part III)
Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at
the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says,
"And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house.
After sometime he realises he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "what took you so long to answer the phone?"
She says, "I was in bed."
"In bed this early, doing what?"
"Getting a second opinion!"
YEP, HE HAD THAT COMING, TOO!
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Marriage (Part IV)
A man has! six children and is very proud of his
achievement.
He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife,"Mother of
Six" in spite of her objections.
One night, they go to a party. The man decides that its time to go
home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He
shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of six?"
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right
back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."
RIGHT ON, LADY
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