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Emily
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Today's Larry David Moment 9.9.06
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Setting: Somewhere in no mans land Huntington
I get really lost after some a$$ gives me bad directions so I pull into a church where some kids are playing ball.
ME: Excuse me, can you tell me where suchandsuch is?
Boy 1: Sure let me get the Pastor
Me: Thanks, I really appreciate it!
* two mins later*
Pastor: Good morning Miss, this is a map and it will show you where you are going.
Me: Wow, thank you so much! Have a good day
Pastor: Hold on...
*hands me a pamphlet*
Pastor: If you ever get lost again, Jesus will help you find your way.
Me: *grabs pamphlet* Thanks again! *put car in drive*
Pastor: Make sure to read it!!
Me: *screams while driving out* I AM JEWISH!!!!!!!
Message edited 9/9/2006 12:53:31 PM.
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Tany
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Re: Today's Larry David Moment 9.9.06
girl, you truly crack me up.
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| Posted 9/9/06 12:55 PM |
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SweetestOfPeas
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Re: Today's Larry David Moment 9.9.06
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| Posted 9/9/06 12:56 PM |
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Emily
Kasey & Me! Lurves it!
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STBHC
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Re: Today's Larry David Moment 9.9.06
it was a very kind gesture but i felt like he was trying to shove it down my throat!! 
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| Posted 9/9/06 12:56 PM |
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nrthshgrl
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Re: Today's Larry David Moment 9.9.06
Do you think he would've kept the pamphlet if he knew you were Jewish?
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| Posted 9/9/06 12:58 PM |
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Moehick
Ready for the sun!
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Re: Today's Larry David Moment 9.9.06
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| Posted 9/9/06 1:00 PM |
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dm24angel
Happiness
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Re: Today's Larry David Moment 9.9.06
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| Posted 9/9/06 1:01 PM |
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Shroggie
Don't Worry...Be Happy
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Re: Today's Larry David Moment 9.9.06
keem 'em coming
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| Posted 9/9/06 1:04 PM |
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MelToddJulia
Love my Family!
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Re: Today's Larry David Moment 9.9.06
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| Posted 9/9/06 1:06 PM |
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Emily
Kasey & Me! Lurves it!
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Re: Today's Larry David Moment 9.9.06
Posted by nrthshgrl
Do you think he would've kept the pamphlet if he knew you were Jewish?
probably not, lol.
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| Posted 9/9/06 1:12 PM |
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