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elyssa222
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pick up line comebacks

Female comebacks to male pick up lines

Man:
Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman:
Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.



Man:
Is this seat empty?
Woman:
Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.



Man:
Your place or mine?
Woman:
Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.



Man:
So, what do you do for a living?
Woman:
I'm a female impersonator.



Man:
Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman:
Do not enter.



Man:
How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman:
Unfertilized



Man:
Your body is like a temple.
Woman:
Sorry, there are no services today.



Man:
I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman:
But would you stay there?



Man:
If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman:
If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Posted 8/31/05 6:19 PM
 
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Diane
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Re: pick up line comebacks

Those are SO FUNNY!!!!Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 8/31/05 6:20 PM
 
 

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