Spin off to "When a man and a woman love each other..."

What kind of crazy ideas did you have as a kid as to how babies were made.

I heard something about an egg once... so i thought that the mommy and the daddy went to the egg store... and there were blue eggs and pink eggs... and then the mom swallowed it whole, and that's how it got in her stomach... then the egg hatched and the baby grew.

anyone else?

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Sort of on the baby making lines, I thought that a condom was some kind of pin that you attached to yourself. I didn't get the 'put it on' part.

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I am too embarassed to say

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lol - how you know you're not ready for sex...you think a "hand job" means YOU HOLD IT IN YOUR HAND.

ETA: just....hold it. no moving.

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I thought you got pregnant by rubbing stomachs. I wouldnt let my cat lay on my belly when I was little.

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awwwwww
so innocent

unlike mine

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I remember thinking the woman took a pill or something like that.

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I can't remember the how babies were made thought went.

But THREE years ago, my sister & I were discussing egg donation. She had read an ad where she could get $7K for donating her eggs. She asked me if I ever thought about it. I said yes, before I was married I looked into it. I thought if I wasn't going to have kids, someone else should benefit. I researched it but thought the risk factors were too great for me. Between early menopause, possible multiple pregnancies, ruptured ovary, hormones etc I decided against it. Also the egg harvesting sounded a bit scary to me.

She said "What do you mean egg harvesting?"

I said "well I'm not exactly sure how it works but a needle in my ovary sounds a bit scary & I hate needles. How do you think it was done?"

She responded "Well now that you said it, I guess what I was thinking sounded a little stupid. I thought maybe I masturbated & an egg dropped out."

Perfect timing, as it was time for Easter. When we brought the kids over to dye eggs, she said "Do you think we'll have enough eggs?" DH responded, "Maybe you could just masturbate & drop a couple more."

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Posted by nrthshgrl
Perfect timing, as it was time for Easter. When we brought the kids over to dye eggs, she said "Do you think we'll have enough eggs?" DH responded, "Maybe you could just masturbate & drop a couple more."

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My parents always told me that when a man and woman get married, then they have babies. I always thought that g-d knew once a couple got married and then sent a baby to the woman's belly.

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that was awesome!

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Posted by Shorty

Posted by nrthshgrl
Perfect timing, as it was time for Easter. When we brought the kids over to dye eggs, she said "Do you think we'll have enough eggs?" DH responded, "Maybe you could just masturbate & drop a couple more."

I seriously just spit my SPIT on the computer because that was so freaking funny