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Ten Thoughts To Ponder For The New Year

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LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here

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Sonia

Ten Thoughts To Ponder For The New Year


Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
Hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 - We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department
of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

Posted 1/13/06 12:34 PM
 
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Boobobunny
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Dannielle

Re: Ten Thoughts To Ponder For The New Year

this is great Sonia!!!!

Posted 1/13/06 12:43 PM
 

LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here

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Name:
Sonia

Re: Ten Thoughts To Ponder For The New Year

thanks D!!! Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 1/13/06 12:45 PM
 

FelAndJon
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Felice (aka LuckyBride2004)

Re: Ten Thoughts To Ponder For The New Year

I LOVE this!

Posted 1/13/06 1:02 PM
 

SoinLove
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Kristin

Re: Ten Thoughts To Ponder For The New Year

That's great Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 1/13/06 1:04 PM
 

baghag
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Re: Ten Thoughts To Ponder For The New Year

I love these! Chat Icon

Posted 1/13/06 1:06 PM
 

LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here

Member since 5/05

12023 total posts

Name:
Sonia

Re: Ten Thoughts To Ponder For The New Year

Posted by baghag

I love these! Chat Icon



Lichi sent these to me...she so thinks she's better than us!!!! Chat Icon

Posted 1/13/06 1:08 PM
 

DonnaJoe708
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Re: Ten Thoughts To Ponder For The New Year

Good one! Chat Icon

Posted 1/13/06 1:38 PM
 

Janice
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Posted 1/13/06 1:40 PM
 

LAMGAJ28
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Re: Ten Thoughts To Ponder For The New Year

That's a Good One!! Chat Icon

Posted 1/13/06 2:29 PM
 
 

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