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Spin off to about beining Italian (You know your Italian When?)

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bluefairyli
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Spin off to about beining Italian (You know your Italian When?)

To all my Italian friends, relatives, and a
few who are not - enjoy!
....and if you're from lil Italy, Bwooklyn, Joisey, Longgyeland or South Philly,
you'll really appreciate this!





Eye-Talian




Why do Italians hate Jehovah's Witnesses?
Because Italians hate all witnesses.

Do you know why most men from Italy are named Tony?
On the boat over to America they put a sticker on them that said - TO NY.

You know you're Italian when . . . . You can bench press 325 pounds,
shave twice a day and still cry when your mother yells at you.

You carry your lunch in a produce bag because you can't fit
two cappicola sandwiches, 4 oranges, 2 bananas and pizzelles
into a regular lunch bag.

Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant,
travel agent and lawyer are all your cousins.

You have at least 5 cousins living in the same town or on the same block..
All five of those cousins are named after your
grandfather or grandmother.

You are on a first name basis with at least 8 banquet hall owners.

You only get one good shave from a disposable razor.


If someone in your family grows beyond 5' 9",
it is presumed his Mother had an affair.

There were more than 28 people in your bridal party.

You netted more than $50,000 on your first communion.

. . . . . . .

And you REALLY, REALLY know you're Italian when . . .



Your grandfather had a fig tree.

You eat Sunday dinner at 2:00.

Christmas Eve . . . only fish.

Your mom's meatballs are the best.


You've been hit with a wooden spoon or had a shoe thrown at you.

Clear plastic covers on all the furniture.

You know how to pronounce "manicotti" and "mozzarella."

You fight over whether it's called "sauce" or "gravy."

You've called someone a "mamaluke."

And you understand "bada bing".


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Posted 9/2/06 8:22 AM
 
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Re: Spin off to about beining Italian (You know your Italian When?)

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Posted 9/2/06 9:00 AM
 

HarleyGirlFLA
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Re: Spin off to about beining Italian (You know your Italian When?)

Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon so true

Clear plastic covers on all the furniture.



The only time my great grandmother took the plastic off her furniture was when she was putting new plastic on Chat Icon

Posted 9/2/06 9:21 AM
 

stayandjohn
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Stacey

Re: Spin off to about beining Italian (You know your Italian When?)

You eat Sunday dinner at 2:00.


DH still cant get over this.......ahh the joys of being Italian Chat Icon

Posted 9/2/06 10:23 AM
 
 

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