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Libragal07
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When girls drink...very funny!
1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.
2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.
3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S A$$ AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.
4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO
5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.
6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"
7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIR ITUAL SIDE TO THE G EEK SITTING NEXT TO US.
8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.
9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE
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10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)
11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.
12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'STHEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.
sorry its in all Caps.. thats how it was sent to me 
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Tany
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Re: When girls drink...very funny!
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anonttcer
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Re: When girls drink...very funny!
It's a very sad statement that I can relate to SO many of these!
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skygirl
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Re: When girls drink...very funny!
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skip123
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Re: When girls drink...very funny!
LMAO. 10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)...or the side of the toilet...ooohh cool cool porcelan
This is from the younger days;
we think that the person we are calling at 3am is going to be really receptive to our phone call!!!!
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MrsERod
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Re: When girls drink...very funny!
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Phyl
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Re: When girls drink...very funny!
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IGLover
Y'all come back now, ya hear!!
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Re: When girls drink...very funny!
Here is an appropriate picture for this thread. My after my 2005 work Christmas party!
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| Posted 9/27/06 5:25 PM |
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Libragal07
Loving Summer.....
Member since 8/06 6636 total posts
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Samantha aka Sammy Bones
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Re: When girls drink...very funny!
Posted by KristenNYC
Here is an appropriate picture for this thread. My after my 2005 work Christmas party!
lmfaoooooooooooooooo
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| Posted 9/27/06 5:28 PM |
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skip123
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Re: When girls drink...very funny!
Posted by KristenNYC
Here is an appropriate picture for this thread. My after my 2005 work Christmas party!
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