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LAMGAJ28
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Morning Joke
A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Hello, could >you give me condom. I'm going to my girlfriends for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!" The pharmacist gives him the condom and as the young man is going out; he >returns and says, "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is >very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she >sees me and I think I might strike it lucky there too." > >The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving he turns >back and says, "Go on, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mum >is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes eyes, and since >she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting me to make a move! > >During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, >the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the dad gets there, >the boy lowers his head and starts praying, "Dear Lord, bless this dinner >and thank you for all you give us." A minute later the boy is still praying; "Thank you Lord for your kindness." > >Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The >others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend is even more >surprised than the others. > >She gets close to the boy and says in his ear, "I didn't know you were so >religious." > >The boy replies, "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!"
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