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MrsERod
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Children's Book...Spinoff..
in doing a search trying to help you shorty...i came across this website of REJECTED titles for Childrens books...
1. You are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife 'Greg'
4. Fun four-letter Words to know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An "I-Can-Do-It Book"
6. The Kids Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mommy Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go to Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That's it; I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get your Way
19. You were an Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes the Hamster. And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man in the Moon is Actually *****
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
24. Where Would You Like to be Buried?
25. Eggs, Toilet paper, and your School
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
29. The Surprise at the Bottom of the Pool
30. If It Feels Good, Touch It!
31. Making Grown-Up Friends On The Internet
32. 101 Fun Games To Play In The Road
33. You Can't Help It If You're Stupid
34. Patty Went Splat! (Don't YOU Forget Your Seatbelt)
35. Bullies Deserve To Die
36. Mommy's Got A New Baby To Love
37. Timmy's The Wrong Color To Be Your Friend
38. I Dare You! 101 Challenges To Prove You're Not A Sissy
All i can say is OMG! What is WRONG with some authors!!!??????? 
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Re: Children's Book...Spinoff..
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| Posted 9/7/05 12:14 PM |
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MrsERod
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Re: Children's Book...Spinoff..
these HAVE to totally be made up!!!!!! 
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| Posted 9/7/05 12:15 PM |
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Re: Children's Book...Spinoff..
bwaaahahahha
i personally LOVE the last one.
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| Posted 9/7/05 12:15 PM |
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Redhead
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Re: Children's Book...Spinoff..
Posted by MrsERod
these HAVE to totally be made up!!!!!!
they are still hysterical
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| Posted 9/7/05 12:15 PM |
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MrsERod
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Re: Children's Book...Spinoff..
although sometimes i think #18 is an ACTUAL book!!! 
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| Posted 9/7/05 12:15 PM |
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MrsERod
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Re: Children's Book...Spinoff..
OMG!!! #26!!!!!!!!! 
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| Posted 9/7/05 12:17 PM |
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Re: Children's Book...Spinoff..
Those are great books! Do you think any parents would object if a teacher read them in class?
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| Posted 9/7/05 12:17 PM |
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MrsERod
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Re: Children's Book...Spinoff..
#16!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Posted 9/7/05 12:17 PM |
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Redhead
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Re: Children's Book...Spinoff..
sorry 31 had me PIMP
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| Posted 9/7/05 12:18 PM |
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MrsERod
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Re: Children's Book...Spinoff..
LOLITA!!! Wasn't #17 your avatar title once!!!!!!!?????????????????????
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| Posted 9/7/05 12:18 PM |
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MrsERod
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Re: Children's Book...Spinoff..
ok...so maybe i authored #4! 
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| Posted 9/7/05 12:20 PM |
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luvsbob4603
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Re: Children's Book...Spinoff..
#10 and #31 had me laughing.
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| Posted 9/7/05 12:26 PM |
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| Posted 9/7/05 12:27 PM |
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Redhead
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Re: Children's Book...Spinoff..
Posted by MrsERod
LOLITA!!! Wasn't #17 your avatar title once!!!!!!!?????????????????????
LINK
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| Posted 9/7/05 12:29 PM |
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Re: Children's Book...Spinoff..
A lot of these are pretty funny. I swear, some of these authors must have a sick sense of humor.
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| Posted 9/7/05 12:29 PM |
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| Posted 9/7/05 1:12 PM |
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jar823
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Re: Children's Book...Spinoff..
I can't wait to show my husband this thread!He always says that he wants to write and illustrate childrens books. This would probably be up to par with what he would come up with.
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| Posted 9/7/05 2:03 PM |
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