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nancygrace
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Member since 9/05 6616 total posts
Name: Live*Love*Laugh
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FUNNY JOKE!! why women should avoid girls night out!
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they > are married: or not........ > > The other night I was invited out for a night with "the > girls."I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I > promise!" > Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. > Around > 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door,the > cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, > realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 > times. > I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted > solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible > conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what time I > got > in, and I told him "Midnight." He didn't seem ****** off at all. Whew! > Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." > When > I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three > times, then said, "Oh ****.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's > throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and > then tripped over the coffee table and farted." >
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Posted 1/2/06 8:31 PM |
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DebG
Pick a cause & stand up for it

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Name: The cure IS worse!
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Re: FUNNY JOKE!! why women should avoid girls night out!
I 100% could picture me doing that!
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Posted 1/2/06 8:38 PM |
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MrsS2005
Mom of 3

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Name: B
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Re: FUNNY JOKE!! why women should avoid girls night out!
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Posted 1/3/06 1:57 PM |
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Stefanie
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Name: Stefanie
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Re: FUNNY JOKE!! why women should avoid girls night out!
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Posted 1/3/06 2:23 PM |
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MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.

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Name: MrsERod™®
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Re: FUNNY JOKE!! why women should avoid girls night out!
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Posted 1/3/06 2:37 PM |
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sunny
Life is good!

Member since 5/05 8369 total posts
Name: Stephanie
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Posted 1/3/06 3:48 PM |
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Janice
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Name: Janice
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Re: FUNNY JOKE!! why women should avoid girls night out!
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Posted 1/3/06 3:48 PM |
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Diane
Hope is Contagious....catch it

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Re: FUNNY JOKE!! why women should avoid girls night out!
that was good
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Posted 1/3/06 3:49 PM |
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LAMGAJ28
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Posted 1/3/06 3:59 PM |
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TheWalshs
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Member since 12/05 143 total posts
Name: Nicole
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Re: FUNNY JOKE!! why women should avoid girls night out!
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Posted 1/3/06 4:02 PM |
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GenLCSW
Baby # 3 is here!!!

Member since 7/05 21138 total posts
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Posted 1/3/06 4:26 PM |
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neenie

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Posted 1/3/06 6:08 PM |
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Moehick
Ready for the sun!

Member since 5/05 30339 total posts
Name: Properly perfect™
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Posted 1/3/06 6:10 PM |
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mrsmck
Be a big girl!

Member since 5/05 4898 total posts
Name: Donna
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Re: FUNNY JOKE!! why women should avoid girls night out!
Just sent that to all my friends!!!!
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Posted 1/3/06 7:32 PM |
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VirginiaDeb
Don't eat me, hippo!

Member since 5/05 9252 total posts
Name: Deb
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Posted 1/3/06 7:38 PM |
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BabyAvocado
Happy New Year

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Posted 1/3/06 8:15 PM |
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My4GirlsMyLife
My 4 girlies

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Name: Valerie
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Re: FUNNY JOKE!! why women should avoid girls night out!
I know this is an old post but I just found it and was LMAO so it deserves a bump
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Posted 1/25/09 12:25 AM |
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HillW9608
Hello Summer!

Member since 5/08 5916 total posts
Name: Hill
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Re: FUNNY JOKE!! why women should avoid girls night out!
That gave me a good laugh
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Posted 1/25/09 8:46 AM |
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LaLa936
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Re: FUNNY JOKE!! why women should avoid girls night out!
Thats great!
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Posted 1/25/09 11:38 AM |
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MarathonKnitter
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Re: FUNNY JOKE!! why women should avoid girls night out!
very funny
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Posted 1/25/09 12:57 PM |
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nancy6485
So in love

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Name: Nancy
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Posted 1/25/09 1:25 PM |
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LightUpOurLife
Totally in love

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Name: Bonnie-Jean
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Re: FUNNY JOKE!! why women should avoid girls night out!
Still funny!
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Posted 1/25/09 2:21 PM |
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SuperLRN
Im a big boy now

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Re: FUNNY JOKE!! why women should avoid girls night out!
Very funny. I liked this one.
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Posted 1/25/09 7:26 PM |
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butterfly20
Party of 5 - 2015

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Re: FUNNY JOKE!! why women should avoid girls night out!
i like that one.
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Posted 1/25/09 8:51 PM |
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DayDay
Livin' the Good Life....

Member since 9/06 5939 total posts
Name: Dayna
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Posted 1/25/09 8:53 PM |
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