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QuoteTheRaven424
22 Months?!!!!
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And If That Isn't A True Blue Miracle
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Santa is NOT Happy
A Christmas Story
'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was ******.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!
I've busted my *** for damn near a year,
Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.
Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,
They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?
And the kids these days--they all are the pits
They want the impossible--Those mean little s*****
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,
They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!
Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat *** and draw unemployment.
There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,
I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season
Message edited 12/13/2005 11:39:18 AM.
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Praying for Everyone.
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Re: Santa is NOT Happy
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Moehick
Ready for the sun!
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Re: Santa is NOT Happy
Thats destined to be a classic
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FeliciaDP
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Re: Santa is NOT Happy
Your on a roll today , Don
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luvsbob4603
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To a brand new year to a healthier me
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Don't eat me, hippo!
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Re: Santa is NOT Happy
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