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AWESOME JOKE!!

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Libragal07
Loving Summer.....

Member since 8/06

6636 total posts

Name:
Samantha aka Sammy Bones

AWESOME JOKE!!

Little Johnny came home from school to see the families pet rooster
dead
>in the front yard. Rigormortis had set in and it was flat on its back
>with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Johnny said, "Dad our
>roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why is his legs
>sticking in the air?"
>
>His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down
>from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven."
>
>"Gee Dad that's great," said little Johnny. A few days later, when Dad
>came home from work, Johnny rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad
we
>almost lost Mom today!"
>
>"What do you mean?" said Dad.
>
>"Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your
>bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air
>screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for
Uncle
>George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"
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Posted 9/19/06 6:00 PM
 
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KPtoys
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Member since 5/05

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Name:
Karen

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Posted 9/19/06 6:00 PM
 

MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.

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MrsERod™®

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Posted 9/19/06 6:02 PM
 

Libragal07
Loving Summer.....

Member since 8/06

6636 total posts

Name:
Samantha aka Sammy Bones

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Posted 9/19/06 6:15 PM
 

joenick
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Member since 6/06

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Valerie...aka...Do Me A Favor?

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Posted 9/19/06 6:18 PM
 

Karen
Just chillin'!!

Member since 1/06

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Karen

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Posted 9/19/06 6:21 PM
 

SweetestOfPeas
J'taime Paris!

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Posted 9/19/06 6:23 PM
 
 

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