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Libragal07
Loving Summer.....
Member since 8/06 6636 total posts
Name: Samantha aka Sammy Bones
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AWESOME JOKE!!
Little Johnny came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead >in the front yard. Rigormortis had set in and it was flat on its back >with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Johnny said, "Dad our >roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why is his legs >sticking in the air?" > >His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down >from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven." > >"Gee Dad that's great," said little Johnny. A few days later, when Dad >came home from work, Johnny rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we >almost lost Mom today!" > >"What do you mean?" said Dad. > >"Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your >bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air >screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle >George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"
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Posted 9/19/06 6:00 PM |
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KPtoys
I'm getting old
Member since 5/05 8688 total posts
Name: Karen
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Re: AWESOME JOKE!!
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Posted 9/19/06 6:00 PM |
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MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.
Member since 5/05 26170 total posts
Name: MrsERod™®
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Re: AWESOME JOKE!!
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Posted 9/19/06 6:02 PM |
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Libragal07
Loving Summer.....
Member since 8/06 6636 total posts
Name: Samantha aka Sammy Bones
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Re: AWESOME JOKE!!
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Posted 9/19/06 6:15 PM |
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joenick
Us
Member since 6/06 9370 total posts
Name: Valerie...aka...Do Me A Favor?
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Re: AWESOME JOKE!!
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Posted 9/19/06 6:18 PM |
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Karen
Just chillin'!!
Member since 1/06 9690 total posts
Name: Karen
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Re: AWESOME JOKE!!
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Posted 9/19/06 6:21 PM |
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SweetestOfPeas
J'taime Paris!
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Re: AWESOME JOKE!!
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Posted 9/19/06 6:23 PM |
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