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LadyMaravilla
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Tuesday's Joke(Rated R)

A very sexually active woman tells her plastic
surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were
loose and flapping. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery
be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.

Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three roses
carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately
calls in the doctor.

"I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"

The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality
and that the first rose was from him. "I felt sad because you went
through this all by yourself."

"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and
empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago."

"And what about the third rose?" she asked.

"Oh, that rose is from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to
thank you for his new ears."

Posted 6/6/06 11:43 AM
 
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Posted 6/6/06 11:44 AM
 

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Posted 6/6/06 11:45 AM
 

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Posted 6/6/06 12:06 PM
 

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Posted 6/6/06 12:36 PM
 

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Posted 6/6/06 12:39 PM
 

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Posted 6/6/06 12:56 PM
 

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guess he could never use the phrase:

"oh my virgin ears"...

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Posted 6/6/06 12:59 PM
 

LadyMaravilla
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Posted by MrsERod

guess he could never use the phrase:

"oh my virgin ears"...

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Posted 6/6/06 1:20 PM
 

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Posted by MrsERod

guess he could never use the phrase:

"oh my virgin ears"...

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Posted 6/6/06 1:42 PM
 

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Posted by MrsERod

guess he could never use the phrase:

"oh my virgin ears"...

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Posted 6/6/06 1:45 PM
 

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Posted 6/6/06 1:46 PM
 

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Posted 6/6/06 2:09 PM
 

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Posted by baghag

Posted by LadyLainez

Posted by MrsERod

guess he could never use the phrase:

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Posted 6/6/06 2:18 PM
 

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Posted 6/6/06 3:13 PM
 

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Posted 6/6/06 3:14 PM
 

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Posted 6/6/06 3:21 PM
 
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