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LAMGAJ28
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Morning Joke ---- Two Nuns
There were two nuns.
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
at the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing.
He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split.
You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened.
The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me. ;
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man
with his pants down.
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And for those of you who thought this would be dirty,
Pray for forgiveness! 
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Re: Morning Joke ---- Two Nuns
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TreAnt427
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Tracy
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Re: Morning Joke ---- Two Nuns
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| Posted 10/9/06 10:14 AM |
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Aga
hello baby Albert
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Aga
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Re: Morning Joke ---- Two Nuns
bwahahaha
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| Posted 10/9/06 10:14 AM |
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VirginiaDeb
Don't eat me, hippo!
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Deb
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Re: Morning Joke ---- Two Nuns
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| Posted 10/9/06 10:14 AM |
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Lillykat
going along for the ride...
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Re: Morning Joke ---- Two Nuns
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| Posted 10/9/06 10:20 AM |
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Lisa
I'm a PANK!!!
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Professional Aunts No Kids
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Re: Morning Joke ---- Two Nuns
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| Posted 10/9/06 10:36 AM |
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MrsS2005
Mom of 3
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Re: Morning Joke ---- Two Nuns
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| Posted 10/9/06 10:37 AM |
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skip123
Trying...
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Re: Morning Joke ---- Two Nuns
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| Posted 10/9/06 10:47 AM |
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snuggleupagus
I'm a rolling machine.
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Re: Morning Joke ---- Two Nuns
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| Posted 10/9/06 11:01 AM |
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Maathy317
Grammie's Little Man
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Re: Morning Joke ---- Two Nuns
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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| Posted 10/9/06 11:23 AM |
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