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MrsPornStar
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Name: Mama
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New fall classes!
FALL CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Friday, September, 1st, 2006 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM
Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor --- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5 After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 6 Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7 Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum . Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8 Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9 Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10 Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11 Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing . Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14 The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
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Posted 8/23/06 10:40 AM |
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Lisa
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Member since 5/05 22334 total posts
Name: Professional Aunts No Kids
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Re: New fall classes!
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Posted 8/23/06 10:42 AM |
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Goldi0218
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Member since 12/05 23902 total posts
Name: Leslie
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Re: New fall classes!
Posted by hmpena Class 11 Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing . Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Damn! Its full!
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Posted 8/23/06 10:44 AM |
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Nicole728
My Happy Girl

Member since 7/06 8198 total posts
Name: Me
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Re: New fall classes!
Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor --- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
just signed my DH up for this class!
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Posted 8/23/06 10:46 AM |
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sarahbelle
Little drummer boy

Member since 5/05 2377 total posts
Name: Sarah
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Re: New fall classes!
Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor --- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

My DH needs the remedial version: Dirty Socks: Basic removal and proper placement, with field visits.
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Posted 8/23/06 10:47 AM |
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Stefanie
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Member since 5/05 23599 total posts
Name: Stefanie
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Re: New fall classes!
Can I sign my dh for classes 1,3,4,14?
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Posted 8/23/06 10:49 AM |
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LaurenExp
Waiting patiently for baby sis

Member since 8/06 11613 total posts
Name: L-Diddy EDD 11/11/11 :)
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Re: New fall classes!
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Posted 8/23/06 10:53 AM |
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MeeshkaMich
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Re: New fall classes!
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Posted 8/23/06 10:56 AM |
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CaseyGirl
Mommy to 3 Boys :)

Member since 5/05 19978 total posts
Name: Jen - counting my blessings...
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Re: New fall classes!
I am signing my DH up IMMEDIATELY for Class #4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 8/23/06 10:59 AM |
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MrsPornStar
Partners in crime

Member since 10/05 14656 total posts
Name: Mama
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Re: New fall classes!
I signed DH for classes 9 & 12!
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Posted 8/23/06 11:21 AM |
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