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I can't believe I forgot to share a funny story!

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Shorty
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I can't believe I forgot to share a funny story!

On Saturday, around 1pm, I was just getting home from work. My parents are having kitchen work done, and there were several men standing in the driveway as I walked up.

Now, I was in NO MOOD. AF, work at 6:45am, and it was freezing out. This one a-hole of a guy looked me up and down and said (in Spanish), "mmmm nice boobs - flat azz though".

I can understand those words from working in a pizzeria when I was younger, but I can't speak a word of Spanish, so I just let it go.

I went to my computer, got my Spanish exchange student to give me something reallllly good...lol

I went back downstairs - looked the guy STRAIGHT in the eyes and told him that his boobies were pretty nice too - and the next time he feels the need to even LOOK at 'em, he'll be running HIS flat azz down the driveway while Daddy gets his bat!!!

hahahhahaha
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The look on his face was priceless. He didn't say anything the rest of the day!!!!

My Dad kept giving him the Italian father "look" - it was damn good. Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 3/6/06 7:16 PM
 
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Jessica
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Re: I can't believe I forgot to share a funny story!

Good for you!!!!

Posted 3/6/06 7:18 PM
 

Bri
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Posted 3/6/06 7:18 PM
 

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Posted 3/6/06 7:22 PM
 

Marcie
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Posted 3/6/06 7:24 PM
 

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Posted 3/6/06 7:35 PM
 

missus-hbradio
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Re: I can't believe I forgot to share a funny story!

Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon OMG! That is funny but unbelievable that hed say that to someone who is employing him!!!!

Posted 3/6/06 7:36 PM
 

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That is too funny!!! Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 3/6/06 7:39 PM
 

MelToddJulia
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Re: I can't believe I forgot to share a funny story!

Thats so funny!Chat Icon

Posted 3/6/06 7:58 PM
 

Shorty
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Re: I can't believe I forgot to share a funny story!

Posted by missus-hbradio

Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon OMG! That is funny but unbelievable that hed say that to someone who is employing him!!!!



i KNOW, right?
He was one of the workers - I wonder what the owner/head guy would've done if he'd heard that!!!! Chat Icon

Posted 3/6/06 8:26 PM
 
 

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