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Friday Funnies Thread

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dandr10199
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Friday Funnies Thread

Please post any jokes, or links to things that make you LYAO. I need a good laugh today! TIAChat Icon

Message edited 8/18/2006 2:10:49 PM.

Posted 8/18/06 2:09 PM
 
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Re: Friday Funnies Thread

my 3 year old just told me this one the other day:

Her: Knock, Knock.

Me: Who's there?

Her: Boo.

Me: Boo Who?

Her: awwww...don't cry!!



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Posted 8/18/06 2:10 PM
 

Michi
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Re: Friday Funnies Thread

i wish i had some funny jokes, keep um coming!!

Posted 8/18/06 2:12 PM
 

AtomicMom
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Re: Friday Funnies Thread

Did you hear about the shepherd who drove his flock through town?

....He got a traffic ticket for making a ewe turn.

Posted 8/18/06 2:12 PM
 

dandr10199
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Re: Friday Funnies Thread

WHAT IS HE DOING? External Image

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Posted 8/18/06 2:17 PM
 

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Re: Friday Funnies Thread

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Posted 8/18/06 2:18 PM
 

LadyMaravilla
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Re: Friday Funnies Thread

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Posted 8/18/06 2:21 PM
 

Stacey1403
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Re: Friday Funnies Thread

A few days after Christmas, A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son yell "All you sons of b*tches who want to get off, get the hell off now, because this is the last stop! All of you sons of b*tches that are getting on, get your azzes in the train cause were leaving". The mother went in and told her son, "we don't use that kind of language in this house." Now I want you to go into your room for two hours. When you come out, you can play with your train, but I don't want to hear any bad language.

Two hours later, the son comes out of his room and continues playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard the son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your ride was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon. For those of you who are just boarding the train, we ask that you stow all of your hand luggage under the seat, remember there is no smoking except on the club car. We hope you have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today".

"For those of you who are pizzed off with the two hour delay , please see the b*tch in the kitchen."

Message edited 8/18/2006 2:24:08 PM.

Posted 8/18/06 2:23 PM
 

LadyMaravilla
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Re: Friday Funnies Thread

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Posted 8/18/06 2:23 PM
 

MrsERod
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Re: Friday Funnies Thread

Posted by Stacey1403

A few days after Christmas, A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son yell "All you sons of b*tches who want to get off, get the hell off now, because this is the last stop! All of you sons of b*tches that are getting on, get your azzes in the train cause were leaving". The mother went in and told her son, "we don't use that kind of language in this house." Now I want you to go into your room for two hours. When you come out, you can play with your train, but I don't want to hear any bad language.

Two hours later, the son comes out of his room and continues playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard the son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your ride was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon. For those of you who are just boarding the train, we ask that you stow all of your hand luggage under the seat, remember there is no smoking except on the club car. We hope you have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today".

"For those of you who are pizzed off with the two hour delay , please see the b*tch in the kitchen."





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Posted 8/18/06 2:25 PM
 

LadyMaravilla
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Re: Friday Funnies Thread




After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old codger decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the city’s stores, he picked up a mirror and looked in it. Not knowing what it was, he remarked, “How about that! Here’s a picture of my daddy.”

He bought the “picture,” but on the way home remembered that his wife, Lizzy, didn’t much like his father. So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.

The man’s many trips to the barn began to draw Lizzy’s suspicion. One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed, “So that’s the ugly b!tch he’s runnin’ around with.”


Posted 8/18/06 2:27 PM
 

LadyMaravilla
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Re: Friday Funnies Thread

Try a picture one more time.

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Posted 8/18/06 2:28 PM
 

Stacey1403
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Re: Friday Funnies Thread

Mr.Johnson and his secretary are on a train to Paris. They are just about to go to sleep when the secretary, who has the hots for her boss says in a seductive voice, I'm a little cold, could I borrow your blanket? The man says how would you like to be Mrs. Johnson for awhile? The secretary jumps at the chance and begins to get out of bed. Then he replies, good, then you can get your own damn blanket.

Posted 8/18/06 2:28 PM
 

Stacey1403
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Re: Friday Funnies Thread

A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?". He spots some $ on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you". He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?". It said "YES". He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES". The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses??" The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS ROTWEILER "JESUS".

Posted 8/18/06 2:30 PM
 

dandr10199
Grace is growing up too fast!

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Re: Friday Funnies Thread

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Message edited 8/18/2006 2:37:17 PM.

Posted 8/18/06 2:30 PM
 

MrsERod
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Re: Friday Funnies Thread

Posted by LadyLainez

After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old codger decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the city’s stores, he picked up a mirror and looked in it. Not knowing what it was, he remarked, “How about that! Here’s a picture of my daddy.”

He bought the “picture,” but on the way home remembered that his wife, Lizzy, didn’t much like his father. So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.

The man’s many trips to the barn began to draw Lizzy’s suspicion. One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed, “So that’s the ugly b!tch he’s runnin’ around with.”




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Posted 8/18/06 2:32 PM
 

dandr10199
Grace is growing up too fast!

Member since 10/05

11561 total posts

Name:
Dina

Re: Friday Funnies Thread

Posted by Stacey1403

A few days after Christmas, A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son yell "All you sons of b*tches who want to get off, get the hell off now, because this is the last stop! All of you sons of b*tches that are getting on, get your azzes in the train cause were leaving". The mother went in and told her son, "we don't use that kind of language in this house." Now I want you to go into your room for two hours. When you come out, you can play with your train, but I don't want to hear any bad language.

Two hours later, the son comes out of his room and continues playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard the son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your ride was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon. For those of you who are just boarding the train, we ask that you stow all of your hand luggage under the seat, remember there is no smoking except on the club car. We hope you have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today".

"For those of you who are pizzed off with the two hour delay , please see the b*tch in the kitchen."




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Posted 8/18/06 2:38 PM
 

bridget-n-jimmy
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Re: Friday Funnies Thread

Posted by Stacey1403

A few days after Christmas, A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son yell "All you sons of b*tches who want to get off, get the hell off now, because this is the last stop! All of you sons of b*tches that are getting on, get your azzes in the train cause were leaving". The mother went in and told her son, "we don't use that kind of language in this house." Now I want you to go into your room for two hours. When you come out, you can play with your train, but I don't want to hear any bad language.

Two hours later, the son comes out of his room and continues playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard the son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your ride was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon. For those of you who are just boarding the train, we ask that you stow all of your hand luggage under the seat, remember there is no smoking except on the club car. We hope you have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today".

"For those of you who are pizzed off with the two hour delay , please see the b*tch in the kitchen."




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Posted 8/18/06 2:40 PM
 

J9-13
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Re: Friday Funnies Thread

Posted by MrsERod

my 3 year old just told me this one the other day:

Her: Knock, Knock.

Me: Who's there?

Her: Boo.

Me: Boo Who?

Her: awwww...don't cry!!



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I LOVE when children tell that joke! It is priceless!!

Posted 8/18/06 3:05 PM
 

LFitzy79
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Re: Friday Funnies Thread

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Posted 8/18/06 3:05 PM
 

LFitzy79
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Re: Friday Funnies Thread

Posted by Stacey1403

A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?". He spots some $ on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you". He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?". It said "YES". He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES". The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses??" The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS ROTWEILER "JESUS".




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Posted 8/18/06 3:11 PM
 
 

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