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Joke: Breaking up is so hard to do... don't let it happen to you

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Bebalina
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Joke: Breaking up is so hard to do... don't let it happen to you

BREAKING UP IS HARD TO DO . . . DON'T LET IT HAPPEN TO YOU

A man is driving home from work when he sees a car on the side of the

road,

on its roof, and flames all around. He stops his car and walks over

to the

wreck. Inside is a beautiful woman in the car who's bleeding to

death, so he

rushes her to the hospital.

Six months she lies in the hospital, and he is with her every day and

every

night. He donated blood regularly to keep her alive. Eventually, she

recovers fully, and they get married.

Life is good for a few years, until one day she gets fed up and

decides to

leave him. He only loves money, and she knows she is just a trophy

wife. She

comes down the stairs, struggling with her two suitcases, reaching

into her

pocket for the keys to the Jaguar, "I'm leaving you," she says.

"Oh really, and how are you going to leave? The keys in your hand are

for

the Jaguar I paid for. It's my car. You are not taking it anywhere."

"Fine," she says, and throws the keys at him.

"And those bulging suitcases, The clothes you are wearing, Everything

I've

paid for. They are my suitcases and my clothes. You're not taking

them

anywhere."

"Fine," she says, throws the suitcases at him, strips off her clothes

and

throws them at him, too.

"And the blood in your body, I sat with you for six months in the

hospital.

You know half of the blood is mine. You're not going anywhere."

She quickly pulled out her tampon, threw it in his face and

said........"I'll pay you back in monthly installments."

Message edited 1/12/2006 11:55:06 AM.

Posted 1/12/06 11:28 AM
 
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