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Amazingly simple home remedies
If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic!
Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and
presto!
The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
~2~
Clumsy?
Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables
by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
~3~
Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
~4~
For high blood pressure sufferers:
simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
~5~
A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
~6~
If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives.
Then you will be afraid to cough.
~7~
Have a bad toothache?
Smash your thumb with a hammer
and you will forget about the toothache.
Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:
You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.
If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
Remember:
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.
If you woke up breathing, congratulations!
You get another chance.
And finally, be really nice to your family and friends.
You never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan
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Redhead
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Re: Amazingly simple home remedies
OMG HYSTERICAL
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| Posted 8/4/05 10:37 AM |
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baghag
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Re: Amazingly simple home remedies
Can you believe i know people dumb enough to DO those things?
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| Posted 8/4/05 10:38 AM |
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Redhead
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Re: Amazingly simple home remedies
Posted by missus-hbradio
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
If you woke up breathing, congratulations!
You get another chance.
LOVE THESE!
I almost with i could fit them into an avatar title!
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| Posted 8/4/05 10:38 AM |
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Christine
2nd verse same as the 1st
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Re: Amazingly simple home remedies
That is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!! 
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| Posted 8/4/05 10:39 AM |
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Re: Amazingly simple home remedies
I like 5 & 6:
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A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
~6~
If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives.
Then you will be afraid to cough.
5 because I need it and 6 because it made me
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ChristineR
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Re: Amazingly simple home remedies
My favorite:
~6~
If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives.
Then you will be afraid to cough.
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| Posted 8/4/05 10:52 AM |
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DonnaJoe708
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Re: Amazingly simple home remedies
I love these Heather!
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GenLCSW
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Re: Amazingly simple home remedies
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NewYawkah
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Re: Amazingly simple home remedies
Too funny!!!!!!
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| Posted 8/4/05 3:18 PM |
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Re: Amazingly simple home remedies
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Diane
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Re: Amazingly simple home remedies
this is hysterical
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Re: Amazingly simple home remedies
HaHa
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| Posted 8/5/05 9:03 AM |
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DebG
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Re: Amazingly simple home remedies
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Re: Amazingly simple home remedies
At first I thought these were for real
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| Posted 8/5/05 9:10 AM |
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Tany
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Re: Amazingly simple home remedies
Posted by jozieb0925
At first I thought these were for real
Don't worry Jo, me too.
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| Posted 8/5/05 10:06 AM |
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