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How To Tell If You Need To Pray At Work

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LadyMaravilla
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How To Tell If You Need To Pray At Work

HOW TO TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK

When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to everyone and you think, "Somebody needs to slap the s#@! out of her"...You need to pray at work.

When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting in 5 minutes," and you think, "what the f*&% do they want now?"..... You need to pray at work.

When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say, "which one of you sons of b*&^%$# turned off my
computer?"..... You need to pray at work.

When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and a third person comes in and says, "well at my last office...," and you want to throw a stapler at him...... You need to pray at work.

When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that crosses your mind is, "what the h*&^ does she want
now?" and you try to hide underneath your desk......... You need to pray at work.

When you are asked to stay late and help do someone else's work and the first thing that pops in your head is, "both of y'all can kiss my a@@!!".... You need to pray at work.

When you're in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who stood for five minutes waiting for the darn thing only to go DOWN one floor, and you say "that lazy b*&%$#"...... You need to pray at work.

When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and you think, "sorry a## M#$^%F%&#s"....... You need to pray at work.

If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping or flattening someone's tires that you work with...... You need to pray at work.

If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone because you know it's going to lead to their life story ...... You need to pray at work.

If you know all the words that have been bleeped out.... You need to pray at work!

LET US ALL BOW OUR HEADS

Posted 9/28/05 10:27 AM
 
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Re: How To Tell If You Need To Pray At Work

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Posted 9/28/05 10:32 AM
 

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Re: How To Tell If You Need To Pray At Work

Posted by LadyLainez

If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone because you know it's going to lead to their life story ...... You need to pray at work.

LET US ALL BOW OUR HEADS



LOL, too many people use me as their preist. Chat Icon

Posted 9/28/05 10:33 AM
 

Boobobunny
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Re: How To Tell If You Need To Pray At Work

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its scary how true some of these staments are

Posted 9/28/05 10:37 AM
 

LadyMaravilla
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Sonia

Re: How To Tell If You Need To Pray At Work

I had to read this again...reminds of so many co-workers....Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 9/28/05 10:39 AM
 

GenLCSW
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