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Emily
Kasey & Me! Lurves it!
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STBHC
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Things a Hallmark Card Cannot Say
THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON'T SAY
My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
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Looking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
"What the heck was I thinking?"
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Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
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How could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby?
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I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love.
After having met you ..
I've changed my mind.
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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.
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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
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Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.
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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)
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Happy birthday! You look great for your age.
Almost Lifelike!
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When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.
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We have been friends for a very long time ..
let's say we stop?
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I'm so miserable without you
it's almost like you're here.
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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?
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Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep.
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay.
Message edited 8/24/2006 12:23:58 PM.
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mommy2bella
Where does time go?
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Kelly
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Re: Things a Hallmark cards don't say
PIMP
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| Posted 8/24/06 12:19 PM |
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Cookiegobbler
My little love bugs!!
Member since 9/05 5759 total posts
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Nicole
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Re: Things a Hallmark cards don't say
HAHAHAHAHA!
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Moehick
Ready for the sun!
Member since 5/05 30339 total posts
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Properly perfect™
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Re: Things a Hallmark cards don't say
Awesome
Some of those cards would be needed too
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| Posted 8/24/06 12:21 PM |
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Jax430
Hi!
Member since 5/05 18919 total posts
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Jackie
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Re: Things a Hallmark cards don't say
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Phyl
R.I.P. Sweet Mia ♥
Member since 5/06 28918 total posts
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The Mystical Azzhorse! ™
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Re: Things a Hallmark cards don't say
I'm going to send this to my DD and she can make some of these up at work! (hallmark)
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| Posted 8/24/06 12:24 PM |
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Emily
Kasey & Me! Lurves it!
Member since 7/06 8703 total posts
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STBHC
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Re: Things a Hallmark Card Cannot Say
Posted by atracinact
I'm going to send this to my DD and she can make some of these up at work! (hallmark)
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| Posted 8/24/06 12:25 PM |
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Jenziba
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Member since 5/05 6265 total posts
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Jennifer
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Re: Things a Hallmark Card Cannot Say
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Stacey1403
Where it all began....
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Re: Things a Hallmark Card Cannot Say
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J9-13
We're gonna be big sisters!
Member since 6/06 14887 total posts
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J9
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Re: Things a Hallmark Card Cannot Say
That reminds me of what Adam Sandler would say in Mr. Deeds! LOL. His dream was to write greeting cards 
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MABLE03
I <3 SATC
Member since 6/06 4563 total posts
Name:
Fabulous
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Re: Things a Hallmark Card Cannot Say
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Heather617
My Babies
Member since 5/05 2566 total posts
Name:
Heather
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Re: Things a Hallmark Card Cannot Say
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MsMBV
:P
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Me
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Re: Things a Hallmark Card Cannot Say
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Maathy317
Grammie's Little Man
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D
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Re: Things a Hallmark Card Cannot Say
Very funneee!!
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| Posted 8/24/06 3:06 PM |
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evnme
My little lamb
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Re: Things a Hallmark Card Cannot Say
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| Posted 8/24/06 8:15 PM |
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lvdolphins
My Loves!
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Re: Things a Hallmark Card Cannot Say
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JoCaCoLa
Brothers For Life
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Re: Things a Hallmark Card Cannot Say
Absolutely hilarious!!
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