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janet
WITH LOVE MY ANGEL MISS YOU!!!
Member since 5/05 12823 total posts
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janet
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laugh for the day!
HUSBAND WANTED !
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME AND
MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day she heard the doorbell.
Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see
a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair.
He had no arms or legs.
The old woman said,
"You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?
Just look at you....you have no legs!"
The old man smiled,
"Therefore I cannot run around on you!"
She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!"
Again the old man smiled,
"Nor can I beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently.
"Are you still good in bed?"
With that, the old gentleman leaned back,
beamed a big broad smile and said,
"I rang the doorbell didn't I?"
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LMFitz
life is good
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Re: laugh for the day!
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| Posted 6/3/05 3:06 PM |
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MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.
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MrsERod™®
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Re: laugh for the day!
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| Posted 6/3/05 3:13 PM |
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Boobobunny
Live in the Present
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Dannielle
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Re: laugh for the day!
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| Posted 6/3/05 3:15 PM |
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janet
WITH LOVE MY ANGEL MISS YOU!!!
Member since 5/05 12823 total posts
Name:
janet
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Re: laugh for the day!
the scary part is i got this from my step dad!
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| Posted 6/3/05 3:16 PM |
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dld4e
I ♥ my boys!
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DJ
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Re: laugh for the day!
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| Posted 6/3/05 3:25 PM |
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