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Is It My Time? (Funny)
Is It My Time?
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up"?
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, **** job, liposuction, and a tummy
tuck. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While
crossing the street on her way home, she was hit by an ambulance and killed.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the ambulance?"
God replied, "Girrrlllllll, I didn't even recognize you!"
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Re: Is It My Time? (Funny)
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MrsERod
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Re: Is It My Time? (Funny)
always love that one!! 
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| Posted 8/24/06 1:35 PM |
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Stacey1403
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BabyAvocado
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Re: Is It My Time? (Funny)
Wait...since when is the word b o o b censored?
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| Posted 8/24/06 1:38 PM |
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kerrycec03
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Re: Is It My Time? (Funny)
hehe
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Lisa
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AimeeE2006
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Re: Is It My Time? (Funny)
Very funny!
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LauderLady
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Re: Is It My Time? (Funny)
Funny!
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Heather617
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Re: Is It My Time? (Funny)
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Re: Is It My Time? (Funny)
Posted by BabyAvocado
Wait...since when is the word b o o b censored?
Actually I just looked and it looks like it was censored before I posted it from my email.
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BabyAvocado
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Re: Is It My Time? (Funny)
Posted by bridget-n-jimmy
Posted by BabyAvocado
Wait...since when is the word b o o b censored?
Actually I just looked and it looks like it was censored before I posted it from my email.
Ah...okay
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| Posted 8/24/06 2:08 PM |
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Shanti
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MsMBV
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