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Funny email I got today:

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05mommy09
Family of 5!

Member since 5/05

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<3 Mommy <3

Funny email I got today:


1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM
TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY
LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their
butt-hole and they vapor lock)

(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER
BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's
legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE
MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before
you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE
TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)

(C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

.....And my personal favorite:

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter
in your heart......

Then you are just an old sour fart.

Posted 9/10/06 10:59 AM
 
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