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MrsERod
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Last Day on the Job
It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.
The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee.
She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.
When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast, eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh squeezed orange juice.
When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.
As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?"
"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you."
He said, "Screw him, give him a dollar."
The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."
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Re: Last Day on the Job
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DebG
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The cure IS worse!
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| Posted 5/24/05 2:13 PM |
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Moehick
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Re: Last Day on the Job
Thats great!
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| Posted 5/24/05 2:13 PM |
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dld4e
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Re: Last Day on the Job
good one!
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| Posted 5/24/05 2:21 PM |
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VirginiaDeb
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Re: Last Day on the Job
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| Posted 5/24/05 2:24 PM |
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Tah-wee-ZAH
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Re: Last Day on the Job
I needed that laugh today! Thanks.
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| Posted 5/24/05 3:09 PM |
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FLaCaTaCa
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Re: Last Day on the Job
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| Posted 5/24/05 3:12 PM |
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bluegrl24NY
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Re: Last Day on the Job
LMAO - this joke was hysterical BUT I thought this post was about YOU when I first saw the title! oh boy, almost time to go home!! 
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| Posted 5/24/05 4:37 PM |
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TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Last Day on the Job
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| Posted 5/24/05 4:40 PM |
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MrsERod
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Re: Last Day on the Job
Posted by bluegrl24NY
LMAO - this joke was hysterical BUT I thought this post was about YOU when I first saw the title! oh boy, almost time to go home!!
i thought someone might say that!! actually my last day is July 1.
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| Posted 5/24/05 4:52 PM |
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bluegrl24NY
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Re: Last Day on the Job
okay, I didn't think I was that far off
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| Posted 5/24/05 4:53 PM |
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MrsERod
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Re: Last Day on the Job
Posted by bluegrl24NY
okay, I didn't think I was that far off
not far off at all....someone at work actually sent that to me via email and i thought they were referring to me as well!!!
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| Posted 5/24/05 4:54 PM |
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