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funny joke i stole from liw

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Michi
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funny joke i stole from liw

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers that
it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the
salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display window?"

The salesperson answers, " Which one? We have:

Work out Barbie for $19.95

Shopping Barbie for $19.95

Beach Barbie for $19.95

Disco Barbie for $19.95

Divorced Barbie for $265.95

The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and
the others only $19.95?"

The salesperson annoyingly answers :

"Sir..., "Divorced Barbie comes with:

Ken's Car,

Ken's House,

Ken's Boat,

Ken's Furniture,

Ken's Computer and...

One of Ken's Friends.



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Posted 4/30/06 2:20 PM
 
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Tany
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Posted 4/30/06 3:49 PM
 

BaroqueMama
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Posted 4/30/06 4:06 PM
 
 

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Funny Joke that was on LIW Off-Topic Board! mrswask 2/11/06 10 Families Helping Families ™
Ok so I stole this from LIW....but it's soooo funny!! CaseyGirl 11/9/05 0 Families Helping Families ™
I posted this on LIW, but its probably still funny to all you married folk Shorty 3/27/06 14 Families Helping Families ™
Funny (stolen from LIW) Shorty 3/22/06 7 Families Helping Families ™
FUNNY--stolen from liw Michi 1/11/06 6 Families Helping Families ™
REALLY Funny Email Fwd (xpost from LIW) PrincessRose 9/9/05 11 Families Helping Families ™
 
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