LAMGAJ28
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Afternoon Joke
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
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> When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in > heaven:
> don't step on the ducks!"
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> So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.
> It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their
> best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
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> Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
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> St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on > a
> duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
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> The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along > comes
> St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly > man.
> He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
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> The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for > all
> eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
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> She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.
> Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on
> .... Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.
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> St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
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> The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you
> for all of eternity?"
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> The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
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