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dandr10199
Grace is growing up too fast!
Member since 10/05 11561 total posts
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Dina
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Birth Order of Children...
Your Clothes:
1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms
your pregnancy.
2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.
3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.
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Preparing for the Birth:
1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.
2nd baby: You don't bother because you remember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing.
3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your eighth month.
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The Layette:
1st baby: You pre-wash newborn's clothes, color-coordinate them, and fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau.
2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with the darkest stains.
3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they?
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Worries:
1st baby: At the first sign of distress-a whimper, a frown-you pick up the baby.
2nd baby:You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake your firstborn.
3rd baby: You teach your three-year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing.
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Pacifier:
1st baby: If the pacifier falls on the floor,You put it away until you can go
home and wash and boil it.
2nd baby: When the pacifier falls on the floor, You squirt it off with some
juice from the baby's bottle.
3rd baby: You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it back in.
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Diapering:
1st baby: You change your baby's diapers every hour whether they need it or not.
2nd baby: You change their diaper every two to three hours, if needed.
3rd baby: You try to change their diaper before others start to complain about the smel l or you see it sagging to their knees.
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Activities:
1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing, and Baby Story Hour.
2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.
3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaner.
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Going Out:
1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home five
times.
2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number
where you can be reached.
3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood.
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At Home:
1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.
2nd baby: You spend a bit of everyday watching to be sure your older child isn't squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.
3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children.
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Swallowing Coins (a favorite):
1st child: When first child swallows a coin, you rush the child to the hospital
and demand x-rays.
2nd child: When second child swallows a coin, You carefully watch for the coin
to pass.
3rd child: When third child swallows a coin you deduct it from his allowance!
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Stacey1403
Where it all began....
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Re: Birth Order of Children...
 cute
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preciouslove
I love my DS!!!
Member since 5/05 9340 total posts
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Blank
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Re: Birth Order of Children...
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cloddy
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Kristen
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Re: Birth Order of Children...
LMAO  so funny!
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| Posted 10/12/06 10:21 AM |
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nmp070106
My girls!!
Member since 8/06 5843 total posts
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Nicole
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Re: Birth Order of Children...
Very cute!!!
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| Posted 10/12/06 10:22 AM |
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Shelly
She's 7!!!
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Re: Birth Order of Children...
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LisaI
Momma's Little Beans
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Re: Birth Order of Children...
hysterical and soooo true!!!!
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| Posted 10/12/06 10:41 AM |
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jnico
LIF Adolescent
Member since 10/05 798 total posts
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Joanne
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Re: Birth Order of Children...
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Moehick
Ready for the sun!
Member since 5/05 30339 total posts
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Properly perfect™
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Re: Birth Order of Children...
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LIMOMx2
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Re: Birth Order of Children...
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| Posted 10/12/06 1:28 PM |
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ddunne2
LIF Adult
Member since 7/05 4189 total posts
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Doreen
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Re: Birth Order of Children...
So true for me so far with the pregnancy and preparing for baby part. I havent' even given those childbirth classes a thought this time around
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| Posted 10/12/06 1:31 PM |
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05mommy09
Family of 5!
Member since 5/05 15364 total posts
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<3 Mommy <3
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Re: Birth Order of Children...
love it!
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beachgirl13
Mommy to 3 boys!
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Re: Birth Order of Children...
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moonlithaze
LIF Adolescent
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Re: Birth Order of Children...
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| Posted 10/12/06 9:03 PM |
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ckone
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Re: Birth Order of Children...
That is the funniest thing, very amusing. Did you make that up? Is , you should copyright it and start a book.
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| Posted 10/12/06 9:12 PM |
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Elizabeth
Mom of Three
Member since 9/05 7900 total posts
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"MOMMY!!!"
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Re: Birth Order of Children...
Very true... and just for the record, I do spend time hiding from my kids each day.
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tiki03
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Re: Birth Order of Children...
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4monkeys
boys will be boys =)
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Re: Birth Order of Children...
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megsm3
Life is Good!!
Member since 8/06 3867 total posts
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M
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Re: Birth Order of Children...
found this while searching for ob gyns and thougt it was very funny!! - not a parent but have seen many parents go through these stages!!
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MelToddJulia
Love my Family!
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Mel
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Re: Birth Order of Children...
I posted that a few months ago, its so cute!
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bean
I love my little man!!!!
Member since 7/05 1809 total posts
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Janine
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Re: Birth Order of Children...
So cute!
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