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stole this from LIW
Here is your dose of humor...
A. Follow the instructions to find your new name
B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to
friends and family and co-workers.
Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they
know you participated.
And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as
Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the
Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which theevil
Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny
I am Dorky PottyBrains
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AJsMommy122
Stop 2 smell the roses
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Re: stole this from LIW
I am Skippy ChickenDoodle
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| Posted 9/5/05 12:15 AM |
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Stefanie
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Re: stole this from LIW
Crusty ChickenDoodle
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| Posted 9/5/05 12:15 AM |
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AJsMommy122
Stop 2 smell the roses
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Re: stole this from LIW
Posted by Stefanie
Crusty ChickenDoodle
I guess we are related now! 
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| Posted 9/5/05 12:17 AM |
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MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.
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Re: stole this from LIW
I'm Dorfus Potty Nose
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| Posted 9/5/05 12:20 AM |
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luvsbob4603
To a healthy 2013
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To a brand new year to a healthier me
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Re: stole this from LIW
i am Snooty Dorfus potty!
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| Posted 9/5/05 12:24 AM |
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Mrs-Boop
My Babies
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Re: stole this from LIW
I am Dorky WaffleLips
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| Posted 9/5/05 12:25 AM |
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Stefanie
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Stefanie
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Re: stole this from LIW
Posted by AJsMommy122
Posted by Stefanie
Crusty ChickenDoodle
I guess we are related now!
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| Posted 9/5/05 12:26 AM |
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neenie
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Re: stole this from LIW
Sloopy Dippindukin
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| Posted 9/5/05 12:29 AM |
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Shorty
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really
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Re: stole this from LIW
Goober Dippinface.
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| Posted 9/5/05 12:34 AM |
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sunny
Life is good!
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Re: stole this from LIW
Crusty Dippenhiney 
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| Posted 9/5/05 12:37 AM |
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Gertyrae
Peace out Homies!
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Gerty ®
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Re: stole this from LIW
Dorfy Battybutt at your service!
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| Posted 9/5/05 12:53 AM |
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Jax430
Hi!
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Jackie
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Re: stole this from LIW
Goober Hamsterlips here!
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| Posted 9/5/05 12:58 AM |
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dooodles
When you wish upon a star
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Because 2 people fell in love
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Re: stole this from LIW
I am Sloopy Picklejuice
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| Posted 9/5/05 8:38 AM |
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sasha96
lovin' my 2 little ladies!
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Re: stole this from LIW
Boobie ChickenHiney at your service!
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| Posted 9/5/05 8:52 AM |
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lvdolphins
My Loves!
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Re: stole this from LIW
Hi,
I am Liver Gorilladoodle. Nice to meet you all!
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| Posted 9/5/05 9:21 AM |
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Bri
I Love You to Pieces!
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Re: stole this from LIW
I am Dorky ChuckleDunkin
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| Posted 9/5/05 10:39 AM |
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dm24angel
Happiness
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Donna
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Re: stole this from LIW
Sloopy FARKLESNIFFER
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| Posted 9/5/05 10:40 AM |
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robcoll1002
My Beautiful Babies
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Colleen
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Re: stole this from LIW
Boobie Dippindoodle here
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| Posted 9/5/05 10:46 AM |
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BabyAvocado
Happy New Year
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Re: stole this from LIW
Sloopy ChuckleDoodle
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| Posted 9/5/05 10:52 AM |
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