LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here
Member since 5/05 12023 total posts
Name:
Sonia
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Joke For Friday....
A little girl asked her mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk
around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat." "What's that mean?" asked the child.
"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take
Bessie for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to
come to you." Dad said, "Bring Bessie over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline,
and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said "OK,
you can go now, but keep Bessie on the leash and only go one time round the block."
The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.
Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Bessie?" The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the
block, so another dog is pushing her home."
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