wanna play a joke on your DH/SO?

I actually sent this letter to every single guy I knew about 15 years ago. And it took them all months to figure out it was me


TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY
6969 SLIPPERY ROOT DRIVE
DROPTROUSER, NC 22269
181-U812

Dear Mr:

We regret to inform you that we have rejected your application to model and represent our product, TROJAN CONDOMS.

Although your general appearance is not displeasing, our board of directors feels that your wearing of our product does not portray a positive, romantic image of our product. A loose, baggy and wrinkled condom is not considered romantic.

We admire your efforts to firm it up by using Poly-Grip, but even then it slipped off before we could get the photographs taken. We would like to note however, that we have never seen a penis that looked like a bicycle grip until now.

We appreciate your interest and thank you for your time. We will retain your application for future consideration, if by chance we decide that there is a market for Micro-Mini condoms.

We send greetings and sympathies to your wife and/or girlfriend.

Sincerely,

Burly D!ck
President
TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY

PS - Remember our slogans:
Cover your stump before you hump -- Don't be a silly, protect your willy -- Before you attack her, wrap your whacker -- If you're not going to sack it, gome home and whack it!

Re: wanna play a joke on your DH/SO?

I should send this to my brother, as he thinks he is God's gift to the world.

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This is soemthing that DH would put in all the SGT's mailboxes at work....they are always pulling pranks on each other.

Just this week...DH printed out a picture of Broke Back Mountain Poster...he changed it to Broke Back Sergant...and listed one of the SGTS as the staring role.

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Now THAT is great!