LAMGAJ28
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Morning Joke
Some retired deputy sheriffs went to a retreat in the mountains. To save money, they decided to sleep two-to-a-room. No one wanted to room with Daryl, because was notorious for snoring so loudly. So, they decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with Daryl the whole time, and voted to take turns.
The first deputy slept with Daryl, and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair in a mess, and his eyes all bloodshot. One asked, "Man, what happened to you?"
The haggard deputy groaned, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night, it was a different deputy's turn, but the next morning it was the same thing: hair all standing up, eyes blood-shot. They groaned in unison, and one remarked, "You look awful!"
To which the deputy victim responded, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof, he's so loud. I was awake, and just sat there watching him in amazement."
So, on the third night they chose Frank, who was a big burly ex-football player - a man's man. When Frank came in the next morning, he entered "bright-eyed and bushy-tailed" - smiling and relaxed. "Good morning!", he greeted the group.
The deputies couldn't believe it! "Man, what happened?", they asked in wonderment.
"Well," he began, "we got ready for bed. I went over and tucked Daryl into bed, and kissed him goodnight . . HE sat up and watched ME all night long."
Message edited 5/17/2006 8:47:08 AM.
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