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Sign Language Joke ---

Someone just sent me this joke...I thought it was pretty funny....Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon


A construction worker on the 3rd floor of a building needs a handsaw, and spots another man on the 1st floor. He yells down to him, but the noise makes it impossible to hear anything, so he tries sign language. He points at his eye meaning "I", points at his knee meaning, "need", and moves his hand back and forth in a handsaw motion. The man on the 1st floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, and starts masturbating. The man on the 3rd floor gets so angry he runs down to the 1st floor and shouts," What the f*ck is wrong with you, idiot? I said I needed a handsaw!" The other guy says, "I knew that, I was just trying to tell you I'm coming."

Posted 12/13/05 4:28 PM
 
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Posted 12/13/05 4:31 PM
 

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Posted 12/13/05 4:32 PM
 

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Posted 12/13/05 4:41 PM
 

Diane
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that was funnyChat Icon

Posted 12/13/05 4:44 PM
 

Stefanie

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HAHAHAHA.........Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 12/13/05 4:50 PM
 

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Posted 12/13/05 4:59 PM
 

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Posted 12/13/05 5:12 PM
 

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Posted 12/13/05 5:56 PM
 

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Posted 12/13/05 6:02 PM
 
 

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