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peabody
Love green icing!!!
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WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
My friend sent this to me and it made me laugh 
1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.
2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING
OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE
MOVE
AROUND.
3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ***
AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.
4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK
MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE
JUST FOUR HOURS AGO
5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE
LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.
6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TI ME A
NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"
7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING
NEXT TO US.
8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD
AT IT.
9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY
GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN
NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.
10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY
LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)
11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT
ON IT.
12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR
FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.
SEND THIS ALONG TO ALL THE GIRLS YOU KNOW WHO LIKE TO HAVE
FUN. MAKE THEM LAUGH AT THEMSELVES . LIKE YOU PROBABLY
DID ....SADLY, MANY ARE TRUE!!
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Karen
Just chillin'!!
Member since 1/06 9690 total posts
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Karen
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Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
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VirginiaDeb
Don't eat me, hippo!
Member since 5/05 9252 total posts
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Deb
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Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
Posted by peabody
2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING
OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE
MOVE
AROUND.
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LightUpOurLife
Totally in love
Member since 8/06 12785 total posts
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Bonnie-Jean
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Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
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Redhead
You Live, You Learn
Member since 5/05 31871 total posts
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Jennifer
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Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
Posted by peabody
6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TI ME A
NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"
10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY
LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR the mop?)
classic me 
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Redhead
You Live, You Learn
Member since 5/05 31871 total posts
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Jennifer
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Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING
NEXT TO US.
LOVE this one
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MelToddJulia
Love my Family!
Member since 7/05 29064 total posts
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Mel
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Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
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luvsbob4603
To a healthy 2013
Member since 5/05 21840 total posts
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To a brand new year to a healthier me
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Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
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MrsBumbleb
it's me
Member since 5/05 11234 total posts
Name:
Christine
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Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
PIMP
I can relate to many
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| Posted 10/2/06 10:03 PM |
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Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
I can relate to almost all of them but this one the most
4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK
MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE
JUST FOUR HOURS AGO
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ssbride05
:-)
Member since 5/05 2654 total posts
Name:
Jennifer
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Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
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SweetestOfPeas
J'taime Paris!
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Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
Posted by peabody
3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ***
AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.
6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TI ME A
NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"
12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR
FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.
OMG! these were SO me!
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| Posted 10/3/06 8:05 AM |
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TreAnt427
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Member since 8/06 8652 total posts
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Tracy
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Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
This is hilarious - and SO true!
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LaurenExp
Waiting patiently for baby sis
Member since 8/06 11613 total posts
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L-Diddy EDD 11/11/11 :)
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Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
Posted by peabody
1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.
2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING
OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE
MOVE
AROUND.
3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ***
AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.
4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK
MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE
JUST FOUR HOURS AGO
6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TI ME A
NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"
This is all me...
"This is my song!  "
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| Posted 10/3/06 8:09 AM |
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Lisa
I'm a PANK!!!
Member since 5/05 22334 total posts
Name:
Professional Aunts No Kids
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Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
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karacg
Babygirl is 4!
Member since 5/05 17076 total posts
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Kara®
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Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
This was the chick on the Bachelor last night...
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| Posted 10/3/06 8:32 AM |
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LAMGAJ28
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Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
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2PreciousBlessings
The Perfect Pair
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Best Wife & Mommy
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Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
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munchkinbugs
My little loves!
Member since 1/06 8093 total posts
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Lisa
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Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
So true!!!
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dm24angel
Happiness
Member since 5/05 34581 total posts
Name:
Donna
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Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
I have seen this bvefore and I still laugh each time, Its just soooo TRUE!!!
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LaurenExp
Waiting patiently for baby sis
Member since 8/06 11613 total posts
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L-Diddy EDD 11/11/11 :)
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Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
Posted by karacg
This was the chick on the Bachelor last night...
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| Posted 10/3/06 8:58 AM |
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momAGAIN
so outrageous
Member since 7/05 3853 total posts
Name:
TJ
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Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
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Summer05
LIF Adult
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Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
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