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Joke For Friday....

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LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here

Member since 5/05

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Name:
Sonia

Joke For Friday....

A little girl asked her mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk
around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat." "What's that mean?" asked the child.
"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take
Bessie for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to
come to you." Dad said, "Bring Bessie over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline,
and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said "OK,
you can go now, but keep Bessie on the leash and only go one time round the block."
The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.
Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Bessie?" The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the
block, so another dog is pushing her home."

Posted 9/16/05 10:09 AM
 
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MrsDiamondgrlie
Bailey

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Name:
D

Re: Joke For Friday....

That is a good one! Chat Icon

Posted 9/16/05 10:24 AM
 

GenLCSW
Baby # 3 is here!!!

Member since 7/05

21138 total posts

Name:
Genna

Re: Joke For Friday....

love it!!! Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 9/16/05 2:19 PM
 

dld4e
I ♥ my boys!

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Name:
DJ

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Posted 9/16/05 2:49 PM
 

preciouslove
I love my DS!!!

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Name:
Blank

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Posted 9/16/05 3:36 PM
 
 

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