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Leeners
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Monday Morning Humor
An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served them food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
"Tray-up, B!tch."
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Re: Monday Morning Humor
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BabyAvocado
Happy New Year
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Re: Monday Morning Humor
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DonnaJoe708
Hello
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Re: Monday Morning Humor
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Summer05
LIF Adult
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Re: Monday Morning Humor
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IluvBo
NICKY & EVIE
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Re: Monday Morning Humor
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LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here
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Re: Monday Morning Humor
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Elbee
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dld4e
I ♥ my boys!
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DJ
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Re: Monday Morning Humor
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Aga
hello baby Albert
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Re: Monday Morning Humor
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Shelly
She's 7!!!
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Re: Monday Morning Humor
very cute
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ChristineR
New Year, New Beginnings!
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Christine
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Re: Monday Morning Humor
I missed that this morning... funny for the afternoon too 
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babyhopes
LIF Adolescent
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Re: Monday Morning Humor
Posted by ChristineR
I missed that this morning... funny for the afternoon too
me too!
Good one!
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| Posted 10/3/05 11:59 AM |
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MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.
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Re: Monday Morning Humor
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AJsMommy122
Stop 2 smell the roses
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Re: Monday Morning Humor
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Jax430
Hi!
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