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LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here
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Sonia
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Ten Thoughts To Ponder For The New Year
Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
Hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 - We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department
of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
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Boobobunny
Live in the Present
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Dannielle
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Re: Ten Thoughts To Ponder For The New Year
this is great Sonia!!!!
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| Posted 1/13/06 12:43 PM |
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LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here
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Sonia
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Re: Ten Thoughts To Ponder For The New Year
thanks D!!! 
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| Posted 1/13/06 12:45 PM |
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FelAndJon
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Re: Ten Thoughts To Ponder For The New Year
I LOVE this!
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| Posted 1/13/06 1:02 PM |
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SoinLove
Making big changes
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Kristin
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Re: Ten Thoughts To Ponder For The New Year
That's great 
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| Posted 1/13/06 1:04 PM |
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baghag
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Re: Ten Thoughts To Ponder For The New Year
I love these!
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| Posted 1/13/06 1:06 PM |
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LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here
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Sonia
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Re: Ten Thoughts To Ponder For The New Year
Posted by baghag
I love these!
Lichi sent these to me...she so thinks she's better than us!!!!
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| Posted 1/13/06 1:08 PM |
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DonnaJoe708
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Re: Ten Thoughts To Ponder For The New Year
Good one! 
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| Posted 1/13/06 1:38 PM |
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Janice
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Re: Ten Thoughts To Ponder For The New Year
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| Posted 1/13/06 1:40 PM |
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LAMGAJ28
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Re: Ten Thoughts To Ponder For The New Year
That's a Good One!!
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| Posted 1/13/06 2:29 PM |
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