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FUNNY JOKE!! why women should avoid girls night out!

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nancygrace
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FUNNY JOKE!! why women should avoid girls night out!



Why females should avoid a girls night out after they
> are married: or not........
>
> The other night I was invited out for a night with "the
> girls."I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I
> promise!"
> Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
> Around
> 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door,the
> cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly,
> realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9
> times.
> I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
> solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible
> conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what time I
> got
> in, and I told him "Midnight." He didn't seem ****** off at all. Whew!
> Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
> When
> I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three
> times, then said, "Oh ****.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's
> throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and
> then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
>

Posted 1/2/06 8:31 PM
 
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DebG
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Posted 1/2/06 8:38 PM
 

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Posted 1/3/06 1:57 PM
 

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Posted 1/3/06 2:23 PM
 

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Posted 1/3/06 2:37 PM
 

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Posted 1/3/06 3:48 PM
 

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Posted 1/3/06 3:48 PM
 

Diane
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Posted 1/3/06 3:49 PM
 

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Posted 1/3/06 3:59 PM
 

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Posted 1/3/06 4:02 PM
 

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Posted 1/3/06 4:26 PM
 

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Posted 1/3/06 6:08 PM
 

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Posted 1/3/06 6:10 PM
 

mrsmck
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Just sent that to all my friends!!!!

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Posted 1/3/06 7:32 PM
 

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Posted 1/3/06 7:38 PM
 

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Posted 1/3/06 8:15 PM
 

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Posted 1/25/09 12:25 AM
 

HillW9608
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Posted 1/25/09 8:46 AM
 

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Posted 1/25/09 11:38 AM
 

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very funny

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Posted 1/25/09 12:57 PM
 

nancy6485
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Posted 1/25/09 1:25 PM
 

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Still funny! Chat Icon

Posted 1/25/09 2:21 PM
 

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Very funny. I liked this one.

Posted 1/25/09 7:26 PM
 

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i like that one. Chat Icon

Posted 1/25/09 8:51 PM
 

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