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LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here
Member since 5/05 12023 total posts
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Sonia
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Joke For Today
My flight was being served by an obviously gay
flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a
good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared
to descend, he came swishing
down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has
asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big
scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your
trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't
moved a muscle."Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute
engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so
the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no
one."
To which the flight attendant replied,
without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my
country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, B!tch."
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pinkandblue
Our family is complete, maybe
Member since 9/05 32436 total posts
Name:
Stephanie
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Re: Joke For Today
 awesome
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LaurenExp
Waiting patiently for baby sis
Member since 8/06 11613 total posts
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L-Diddy EDD 11/11/11 :)
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Re: Joke For Today
ha, that's great.
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| Posted 8/29/06 2:03 PM |
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Tany
Becoming a different woman
Member since 5/05 24460 total posts
Name:
Tania
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Re: Joke For Today
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Phyl
R.I.P. Sweet Mia ♥
Member since 5/06 28918 total posts
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The Mystical Azzhorse! ™
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Re: Joke For Today
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Diva
I am what I am
Member since 12/05 2825 total posts
Name:
Jennifer
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Re: Joke For Today
Sweet!!! 
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| Posted 8/29/06 2:04 PM |
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Summer05
LIF Adult
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Re: Joke For Today
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| Posted 8/29/06 2:05 PM |
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Lisa
I'm a PANK!!!
Member since 5/05 22334 total posts
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Professional Aunts No Kids
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MelToddJulia
Love my Family!
Member since 7/05 29064 total posts
Name:
Mel
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Re: Joke For Today
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Re: Joke For Today
awesome
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| Posted 8/29/06 2:33 PM |
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MsMBV
:P
Member since 5/05 28602 total posts
Name:
Me
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Re: Joke For Today
Posted by LadyLainez
My flight was being served by an obviously gay
flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a
good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared
to descend, he came swishing
down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has
asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big
scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your
trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't
moved a muscle."Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute
engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so
the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no
one."
To which the flight attendant replied,
without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my
country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, B!tch."
LOVE IT.
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SoinLove
Making big changes
Member since 5/05 16541 total posts
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Kristin
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Re: Joke For Today
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| Posted 8/29/06 2:46 PM |
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Stacey1403
Where it all began....
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Re: Joke For Today
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